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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Because sometimes you're the de-veiner, and sometimes you're the shrimp.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Because when I perform mad science, I do it with a smile...

    By thebrandster,
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  3. Because you can't really walk in on a guy named Big Daddy making love... They pretty much just fuck your mom.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 280 views

  4. because you never know when it just might be your last daewoo on earth, dae true homie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 298 views

  5. Because you're mime, I talk in sign.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. Because you're there and I'm here, listen closely and pretend we're eating cake.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  7. Because your mother's got enough to worry about

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  8. Beclouded opulence befell my pickled playmates. That and the briny vinegar baths.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Become a tightrope walker in the hood and you'll never have to buy another pair of shoes again.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. Bedpans of my ass destruction. The horror, the odd discoloring, the peaceful easy feeling, running down my trouser

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. Bee (small), gets into mellow mood and sleeps; mellow mood and sleeps - mellow mood and sleeeeps

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Bee batter makes it better! So, honey those oats MF!

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 279 views

  13. Bee in her bonnet, wasp up her ass.

    By dhxlive,
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  14. Bee-line for the key lime, but watch out for that Pie Minister.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Beeches and birches are covered with bark, and beaches and deserts are covered with sand, but my hand is just covered with leaches. Boy, do they suck!

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. Beef drippings for my skeleton dog, he's all grown up now.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  17. Beef. Beef! Beef?! Why is this room so full of beef?

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  18. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. been a while since he who is i read a certain word oft' seen in turds: a visage both stupid and rotten is also near forgotten

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Been around the world and I, I, I...I can't find my EpiPen. Seriously, do you know where it is? I need it to live.

    By Nick Jester,
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  21. Been attacked by a knight famed for his orgasm posture? You're a victim of circumstance.

    By Sir Cumspect,
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  22. Been benchin' with my butt to get that hole swole.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 450 views

  23. Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 434 views

  25. Been there, done that. Went back, did it again. Going next month and taking the whole family.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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