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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Before he abbreviated, his name was Notorious Big Ig Gig. Shorten your name and save a tree!

    By J-Roc,
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  2. Before he got into the game, he was just a boy dreaming of burgled ham.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Before his younger brother became a “star” in Hollywood, the lesser known Sarlaac Pitt was seen chewing up the scenery in the 1983 Ewoxploitation film “Return of the Jedi”

    By BangtheComedySlowly,
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  4. Before Huey, Louie and Dewey there was gooey

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish called Wanda

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Before I forget...TGIF - thank God it's...fuck, what day is it?

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7. Before I get any comments, no. Heath Ledger will not be our guest today. I don’t know why he won’t return my calls

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. Before I go to bed, I always make sure to sheet myself.

    By theoren_1,
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  9. Before I married your mother I was up to my neck in beaver. I fell into a beaver dam the day before our wedding.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  10. Before I ring up these donuts you’re buying, I have to ask..is it not true, madame, that Rod Stewart is the ugliest human being in history?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. Before I saw it written out, I thought the term "prima donna" referred to any music recorded before 1982.

    By legrowfosho,
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  12. Before I say anything else I want to lead the public to believe that I have concern and empathy for the victims.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Before I went pro-noun I was strictly amateur. Just in it for the love of the nouns baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Before inspiration struck, Neil Simon struggled with his first draft of The Odd Single

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Before it was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Before midnight, however, we're definitely going to keep it tucked discreetly inside

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Before midnight, we gonna keep it all in our pants...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Before recording I had sex with one of my guests, you decide who!

    By AlecDetmering,
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  19. Before Squarespace there was Linespace, and before that there was Pointspace. What was before that? Fonzie, that’s what.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Before taking Cialis ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. If they say yes, have sex with your doctor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Before telling strangers that you listen to podcasts, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Before this orgy ends, let's take a moment to remember all those who came before us.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Before we begin, does anyone here have a “deez nutz” allergy?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Before we begin, let us take a moment to remember the tragic fate of Maroons one through four.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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