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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, incoming students, busters, tricks, tramps, hoes, and daddymacks, please remain in your funk trance.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Your honor, People of the jury, please direct your attention to exhibit A. The murder "victim" referring to Family Matters as "Urkel". I rest my case.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Your Honor, The prosecution is Badgering the witness. He's burrowed under the stand and is clawing earthworms into his mouth at my client's feet.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Your honor, the prosecution will prove to the satisfaction of the court that your favorite rapper sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. Your Honor, we now invite the Jury to recognize my client's micropenis.  

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. Your hoodie is not an engagement ring

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Your infertile girtle isn't a hurtle but your turtle named Myrtle is.

    By oshoney,
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  9. Your insistence on me checking in with you...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  10. Your insurance only covers our cheapest cancer screening. Do you happen to know if your hand is bigger than your face?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Your kid plays soccer, we get it, Karen.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  12. Your little burgers seem fine too but MY castle is for all races.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. your log on is long con at don juan dot palm frond, where donkey kong's bong is donna's mom's lost swan song

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Your looking better and better everytime I see you. Too bad your still a peice of crap.

    By Facelist,
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  15. Your love is like a hurricane.  There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Your majesty, may I present, the Gypsy Moth Handjobs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Your mama don't dance, your daddy don't rock n roll, and your sister don't have her virginity anymore. See you at the next family reunion!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Your Mama's non-fungible. That's a compliment. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Your maternal figure so overweight she got two diet pops at the picture show.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. Your mockumentary was great, really. Don't second Christopher Guest yourself.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Your mom eats so much pizza, they call her Mamma Johns!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  22. Your mom farted so bad that they had to cancel paintball practice.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Your mom gets a healthy supply of my Vitamin D...and by that I mean Vitamin D3, the one that helps with your immune system.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. Your mom had thin skin cuz she's fat so it's all stretched out now

    By a_butt,
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  25. Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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