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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh what... I excrete a little waste because I'm digestive track's elimination point, and suddenly I'M the asshole?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Who do you think you are, my mother?! Well if I love my mother so much why don’t I marry her?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. You know what term we can all agree is grody? “Shit-eating grin.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. That’s right officer, that horse over there told me to commit all those murders.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  5. Life is like a box of chocolates... and you're a dog, so it's poison. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. There's nuts on these nuns and we're nuts for Jesus buns.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Give me your Magnificent Seven, and one of them has to do Update.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. Is your refrigerator running? What is its policy on universal healthcare?

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  9. You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. If you just installed a left foot door, it could come and go as it pleased.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  10. Forget it, Jake. It's the Alzheimer's ward.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  11. Who are you to judge? And that concludes our closing statement your honor.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. You can lead a horse to water and you can push a cow off a building but if you make that chicken pilot that helicopter, I will never tell you the location of the magic key that unlocks the soul portal

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. We are all the protagonist of our own stories and Gary Busey plays the love interest in every single one of them.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. The dictionary defines “catchphrase” as when a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy. My apologies, that appears to be the urban dictionary definition for something called a “Hot Richard”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The Oxford English Dictionary defines a “catchphrase” as a word or expression that is used repeatedly and conveniently to represent or characterize a person, group, idea, or point of view...for me to poop on.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. She said something sexy like “my stroopwafel tastes of caramel” as she lounged resplendent on her oversized toilet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Please rise: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible with Liberty and justice for all.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. If you ain’t embossed or spot-glossed, you can get lost.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. You may be the Patron Saint of Good Ideas, but I’m a nun with nuts and you didn’t think of me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Come they told him, but the Little drummer boy gravely misunderstood

    By Lil Dr. Doo,
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  21. Gaze upon my gazebo.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  22. Bases are loaded, Bottom of the ninth. Youre hoping for a base hit, and im running home with your wife.

    By AcidBrat,
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  23. How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump-Chump Pumped Rumps?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  24. There some toes on this mouse

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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