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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To be or not to be, that is the extent of my great aunt's ability to quote Shakespeare unless you count the stuff she thinks is from the Bible

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. With handy gadgets, you've GOTTA be able to set it and forget it, or forget it.

    By Capital Funishment,
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  3. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my… Wait, WHAT did you just give me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Bazinga

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Someday I’ll rule over this Quiznos and we shall toast no more.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Sweater weather is better with cheddar

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Take me to goth island

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I’m really sorry I made you drink all that milk

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. All philandering cheaters are wanton excreters!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Give a dolla to koala; you can lick this eucalyptus.

    By FattWatson,
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  11. I was approached by two unknown strangers and also by one known stranger.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. A tisket, a tasket, a masticated ass zit, I put my canines on your butt and very gently popped it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. My bologna has a first name. It’s Steve. Steve Bologna.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Make a difference, against your fellow man. Please, reach out, and lend a harming hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. And what about Harry and the Henderdaughters?

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I’ll tell you how you do it, you take that shit, right?, and you pack that shit in there real tight. Then, you say the phrase “that shit.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.

    By FattWatson,
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  19. Kissing is easy: just put your lips together and pretend you’re doing a saxophone solo during the SNL end credits.

    By FattWatson,
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  20. Put your clothes back on Bill, this isn't what people are talking about when they say "gender reveal party".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. How's this for an original catchphrase: my social security number is 263-54-8164.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Why yes, your Majesty, I would love some gravy on my French fries.

    By FattWatson,
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  23. Curiosity killed the cat. My name's Curiosity, nice to meet you.

    By Art Barf,
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  24. I’ve ripped these shorts to the butt. To the butt!

    By FattWatson,
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  25. She's giving me the cold shoulder, but she also gave me a Hot Karl so I'll take what I can get.

    By Art Barf,
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    • 130 views
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