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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The elephant in the room is that I have an elephant up my ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 358 views

  2. The Ice Man cometh. Anyone want a jizzicle?

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 2 replies
    • 370 views

  3. I'm ready to dance but my father keeps chickening out

    By Ambassador_AssEater,
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    • 299 views

  4. These boots are made for walking. Those boots are made for hiking. And THOSE boots are made primarily for sex.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 308 views

  5. I'd rather be jacked off than jacked on!

    By the constant pardner,
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  6. Hello and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman. And unfortunately (I hate to say it) but we do not have a new catchphrase for today's episode. We scoured the earwolf forums and there are just no more catchphrases. Sorry! 

    By joshlamm,
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    • 326 views

  7. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  8. Legend of Bagger Vance? I Hardly Legend of Know 'er Vance!

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 223 views

  9. "Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 286 views

  10. Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 2 replies
    • 509 views

  11. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 373 views

  12. You prolapsed my mind hole! Will someone please call Doctor Shoal?!! Now my throat hurts from talking to much.

    By Brucechance,
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    • 227 views

  13. A dishy fishy is a haddock I'd get padlocked for.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 259 views

  14. Did someone fart in here or are we finally having that leftover turkey?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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    • 370 views

  15. What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighbor’s dog? What’s yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? It’s new Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  16. I'm back, but not in black. My wife only buys me shirts in earth tones.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 2 replies
    • 338 views

  17. Paula Cole still wants to know, Where have all the cowboys gone?

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 224 views

  18. Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 2 replies
    • 380 views

  19. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's up.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 334 views

  20. Do you get notified if your catchphrase is picked?

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  21. Have you heard about the 2021 reboot of the Ninja Turtles? Get a load of this: the villain, he isn't Super Shredder... he's SUPER SPREADER!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 279 views

  22. I'm hungry for a tangelo, that tasty, clumsy portmanteau.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  23. For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 285 views

  24. I built a white picket fence around my perineum. It’s a quaint taint.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 369 views

  25. You can't have your ass and eat it too

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 283 views
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