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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Buy dough. Sell pie. Stocks.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. buy Free Willy 3 and get three willies, FREE!

    By theplagueyear,
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    • 568 views

  3. buy honest viagra and cialis sovereign here no need to procure you can hear it loose

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. Buy low. Sell high. I only do business when I'm depressed or on drugs.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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    • 194 views

  5. buy me dinner, buy me a car, buy me a gun so i can kill me a czar.

    By voichicoski,
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  6. Buy me some chinos and make some mojitos—these mom jeans aren’t going to sell themselves!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  7. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, because I’m very hungry and I sleep in this baseball stadium at night.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 371 views

  8. Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks and I'll surely crack your butterflap.

    By BeanBean,
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  9. Buy me some peanuts...

    By Ticholas,
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    • 478 views

  10. Buy now and you immediately get the San Diego kickoff show, featuring Brett Gelman & Jon Daly!

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 642 views

  11. Buy one pair of socks get another 1/2 off wouldn't that leave you with 3 socks.

    By MichaelCarlson,
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    • 437 views

  12. Buy Snoop's rhinestones for pizazzle and bedazzle dat azzle. WARNING: placing rhinestones inside the anus may cause severe hemorrhoids & anal leakage

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 379 views

  13. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 331 views

  14. Buy, sickle! Buy, sickle! Comrades, we must embrace our inner mister Mercuries. Now let us rise

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 1053 views

  15. Buyer beware of dog trespassing sings have been recalled

    By Facelist,
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    • 145 views

  16. Buyers are interested and I'll put the cream in your hand if you're looking for something else

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 256 views

  17. Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 240 views

  18. Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 173 views

  19. Buying word games to own the mad libs.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 272 views

  20. Buzz Aldrin prefers the orange flavor; as he always says, blue Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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    • 242 views

  21. by 3.15 east coast time i'll have buried 14 nuns alive, insulted minnie driver's bride and pulled apart a hyper drive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. By all accounts it was a renegade chimney sweep, naked from the waist down, brandishing a flaming umbrella and speaking in tongues. Dark times indeed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 548 views

  23. By all means, you can go ahead and jump for Joy, but I am not doing anything for that old bitch!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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    • 364 views

  24. By all the laws of science and nature, bees should not be able to qualify for a home loan

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 289 views

  25. By any chance, did a rapid rabid avid habited rabbit happen to grab a gravel-dappled Apple tablet?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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