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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "If you've been struck by, or indeed touched by a smooth criminal, please holla at your homeboy."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. "Imagine all the people" - John Lennon said to Paul McCartney when pondering the idea of playing for an audience.

    By Reneenongman,
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    • 483 views

  3. "Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. "In the HEIGHTS" my ass - THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. "Insert Title Here", "Insert 'Dem Titties Here", Your Honor I'm Not A Sex Offender, I'm Dyslexic

    By EricBarry,
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  7. "Instead of reading a catchphrase suggestion today, I would like to talk about something that's kind of been bugging me.....

    By Henry,
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  8. "Is it Scott in here or is it just me?"

    By jmilesthomas,
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  9. "Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. "Is this eponymous Hieronymous Bosch synonymous with glamourous?" asks the posh frosh to his unwashed bro Josh. "Gosh, I'm at a loss," Josh riposts...

    By izzygrizzly,
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  11. "Is this that Kid Rock song, "All Summer Long?""

    By ZachRokosz,
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  12. "It all worked out, in my end" is what I'd say if someday I came to the realization that I'm actually homosexual.

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  13. "It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  14. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an offshore bank account in the Caymans."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. "It must be jelly, cause jam sends me into anaphylactic shock, course maybe that's the peanut butter"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  16. "It Only Hurts When I Breathe"

    By ojibwadave,
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  17. "It puts the lotion in the basket"? That's product placement 101, big guy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. "It was beauty killed the beast," Said Jack Black

    By MrMoxie,
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  19. "It's a stale, mate!" said Australian Mario after tying for first place in an old potato chip eating contest

    By splashman,
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  20. "It's a trap!" Said Admiral Akbar, staring longingly into the eyes of Christ

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. "It's a zoo out there," says the jaded zoo keeper

    By Tedman,
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  22. "It's an action figure of speech", the teacher said. I love action figures. They're fun to play with.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. "It's curtains for you!" joked the curtain salesman. Star wipe to: he was making the curtains with the victims' skin.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. "It's just, when I asked what food you had, it annoyed me that you said 'vegetables'... I mean, what am I gonna do with that, fry up a fuckin' cabbag

    By RoryJamesGibson,
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  25. "It's just, when I asked what food you had, it annoyed me that you said 'vegetables'.... I mean, what am I gonna do with that, fry up a fuckin' cabbag

    By RoryJamesGibson,
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