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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Did I stutter?! …I did? Well I guess that’s why I go to speech therapy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Find someone who looks at you the way your mother looks at your father, settle for them immediately and then make all the same mistakes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Coal miners always look like they just had an idea

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. Charles Bukowski and John Candy walked into a bar. Yes, they're back from the dead

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. In ancient Rome, he'd be known as eleven hundred Hammer

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Saint Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland, and it took a while because he had a Fiat.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  7. I think my cat needs glasses

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Oh, I've been known to take a shit or two here and there

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. If you don’t wear a mask you could kill a grandma, and that’s a crime: nanaslaughter.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Please, Hey Asshole is my father. Call me Hey Asshole, Jr.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  11. It’s tough being a history teacher that gets aroused by World War ll. It can be a real battle of the bulge if you know what I mean.

    By Burritofeet,
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  12. You can pick your friends and you can pick your Pekingese, but you can’t Pekingese nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. You can't spell America without Erica. You can't spell Erica, which is why you're flunking English.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. All roads lead to OJ Simpson

    By wateraerobics,
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  15. Now from the tip, make it drip, that's some CLAP

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  16. I am iron pan! Er, I mean man

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Byzantine syzygy catalyzed satellites, incomprehensible heavenly acolytes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. The foot is a game, and vice versa of course

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Snagged my balls on a thorn bush, but pricked my prick on a rose.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Having mashed potato hands would be inconvenient

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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