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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I had a delicious sandwich for lunch today, the only problem is I kept cutting my mouth on the sharp cheddar. Welcome to comedaaaah my mouth!

    By 00blum,   
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  2. Wow, your parlour sounds RAD, spider, thanks for the invite; just give me 2 minutes to finish licking this turd and i'll buzz right over.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Tell me when we go down the mine; tell me Kuato, Kuato, Kuato

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Comedy Rainbow is made possible by a grant from Kellogg's, who urges you to explore the joys of reading, funding for the series is also provided by...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  5. MUSICAL GUEST: DONKEY

    By klobbermang,
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  6. Listen as I pressure guests into uncomfortable discussions on this very strange episode.

    By Sleaze_J,
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  7. Today I’m going to, kind of, take off my comedy hat and put on my businessman hat, because someone pooped in my comedy hat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. I Don't Need Edgar Wright....

    By afacewithaview,
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  9. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge an hourly rate for lessons.

    By Colt,
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  10. I'm a naughty nummy numpkin

    By AaronPeachtreePhillips,
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  11. Fun Fact: Creamy Peanut Butter is made from Mr. Peanut's "sex juice" and Chunky Peanut Butter is made from his poo.

    By BananaNutNed,
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  12. Kulap, I'm cheating on you. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  13. So tasty, even a committed vegan will want to tear into this juicy meat.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  14. "Siri, gimme a time stamp for the stripping scene in True Lies."

    By 5318008,
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  15. H20... it's the Mickey Mouse of molecules.

    By JacobHunt,
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  16. I followed the law, and so both myself and the law were ultimately victorious

    By earpanther,
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  17. You say potato, I say that thing that's brown and lumpy and we eat them because I don't know that word you just used

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  18. I'm two nipples short of a cow!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  19. Boy, that Hannibal Lecter Easy Bake Oven sure didn't catch on, did it?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. Captain America: The Winter Soldier? I barely know her!

    By dafteskimo,
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  21. I'm not a big fan of any type of education, but...that never stopped me from drinking fruit soda.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. The tree's bark is worse than it's bite. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By MoBurns,
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  23. I've decided to replace my genitalia with a starched white hood. Please don't judge me, I'm Klansgender.

    By Dhalgren,
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  24. just remember when you start the day to thank your lord and savior... the hamburglar

    By keanutrees,
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  25. I, Scott Aukerman, am a huge… I’m not saying that catchphrase.

    By ShuksanDawn,
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