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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "It's like shaving your mother - sans boner." - Gregory Peck

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. "It's nice to be nice to the nice" said Frank Burns in the hit television show M asterisk A asterisk S asterisk H asterisk

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. "It's nice to see a new face around here" is what it said on the front of the card we gave to Gladys after her face transplant operation

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. "It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  5. "It's okay. A lot of Great Whites can't do it." — Scott Aukerman, Insurrection Tale

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  6. "It's Steenburgen, bitch."

    By Philbo,
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  7. "It's the only thing better than sink-bacon!"

    By tinhat,
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  8. "It’s been a minute," means a long time. So I don’t know why you look unsatisfied

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  9. "Its The Energizer Bunny, not Duracell, you fool!" I shout at the Elliott Smith wall as the men in white coats drag me away

    By Sean__Draper,
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  10. "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack hurry the fuck up I can hear the cops coming"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  11. "Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're great as well!!"

    By ianbauer,
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  12. "June Gloom?" asked Rachel Bloom. "Nope. June Poontang, Man" said the Wu Tang Clan.

    By Local Cabal,   
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  13. "Just shrimp for me!" screamed the Chimpanzee

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. "Just the tip", explained the professor of restaurant economics. 

    By Football Meatlong,
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  15. "Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  16. "Keep your Glenn Close and your Glennemies Closer."

    By edraculate,
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  17. "Keep your pants on, Buddy," I said to my dog, Buddy, who never did care for pants

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. "Knowledge is More Power" So says my life coach Tim "The Schoolhouse Rock man" Taylor, Then he usually grunts a lot. He claims those are conjunctions

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. "Kowabunga" more like "cows-are-hung,bruh"

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  20. "Krispy Kreme" sounds like an orgasm from a burn victim.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. "Ladies first? More like, L.A. dies first, am I right? I yam. Mmm, yummy yam.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  22. "Latine Nomen" is the Latin name for Latin name.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. "Leggo my Eggo" Spanish for "Legs or Eggs?"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  24. "Legs up, pants down"

    By FuzzyLewisAndTheJuice,
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  25. "Let the wookie win" And with those 4 words, the great Dejarik point-shaving scandal of Sector 453G was born

    By Pure Guava,
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