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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh dear, my marmalade won't spread. Would you be a doll and grab my chainsaw from the shed?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  2. In a crude mood, the shrewd prude, who'd wooed a lewd, rude dude (now in a skewed feud), brewed and chewed his food after he screwed, spewed, and gooed while his neighbors viewed, cooed, and mewed, nude.

    By gibberingfool,
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  3. I told you to stop doing this! OK, I didn’t “tell” you, verbally, I communicated it to you in writing, when I put up the sign reading “Stop defecating in the foyer, mom!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. My charity is an urban food bank called Mealz 4 Rillz

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. These go for $30 a pop but, if there is no audible popping sound, it is free.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. They say you can't squeeze blood from a stone. Well, you can squeeze blood from this bone. Stage direction: points to crotch.

    By Chippy Long,
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  7. My life coach tried to kill me

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. “Expecto my scrotum!” Harry yelled, as he teabagged Voldemort’s corpse in the face.

    By Cangarood,
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    • 164 views

  9. Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

    By Jordechu,
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  10. Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  11. Where we're going We don't need clothes. i mean roads!...what?...no, you shut up!!!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  12. I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. Mirror, mirror on the wall- I don't remember installing a mirror. Help! I'm in aluminum foil and I'm baking!

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  14. I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 197 views

  15. Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, that's not cum...

    By SweetBabyA,
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    • 190 views

  16. Once, twice, three times in the babymaker

    By SweetBabyA,
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  17. Toodaloo, Jimmy Woo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Smell ya later, Christian Slater

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. See you in hell, Kristen Bell

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Oh, THESE smiling eyes? Well, let's just say they're a mirror for the sun, buddy.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  21. Innie, outie, what do you call it if you have a a little piggy tail down there?

    By unoclay,
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  22. Large Boys Need Large Toys, So I’m A Bit Confused By What I’m Seeing Here

    By unoclay,
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    • 199 views

  23. How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?

    By FattWatson,
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    • 420 views

  24. Ew do your parents bowl? That’s so random.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  25. I’ve never met a frog I didn’t like.

    By FattWatson,
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