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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come for the laughs, stay for the tears; if you laugh when I cum, you'll get my seed in your ears

    By Suck Fuckerman,
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    • 448 views

  2. Come for the salad. Stay for the salad. Leave the jokes at home.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 142 views

  3. Come hence, common MENSA men! Commerce commends cum hens!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 260 views

  4. Come Hingers follow me through the always interesting world of hinges and hinge related paraphernalia.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 369 views

  5. Come hither and slither into the nether regions of the ether demons, ka pish?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 441 views

  6. Come hither Mister Cucumber Man—the Admiral wishes to tell you a tale about a duplex he flipped in Cleveland

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 250 views

  7. Come hither yonder swan in the moon-light aglow

    By CanonManley,
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    • 581 views

  8. Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna smell farts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 333 views

  9. Come in, Billy Yum-Yum Two-by-Two, over. We’ve got a 10-45 behind the Burger King, repeat, a 10-45 behind the Burger King, over.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 541 views

  10. Come into my Kung-Pow compound till I compound your life with this compound fracture - you get the picture? or am i have to draw you one - in blood?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 541 views

  11. Come me old fashioned but in my day a SELFIE was when you took a photo of yourself with a camera, not choked yourself while driving and self-pleasuring.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 180 views

  12. Come Mr. Bang Bang Man, bang bang me bananas.

    By rosenrosen,
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    • 530 views

  13. Come my lady. Come come my lady. Come come come my lady. Come come come come my lady.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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    • 326 views

  14. Come now lady, let us make the beast with two backs. Yes! Siamese Rabbits!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 380 views

  15. Come now, my good man. We've been fucking for hours and I've places to be.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 326 views

  16. Come on and jam and welcome to the slam.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 375 views

  17. Come on down to Burnt Toast Warehouse but please try not to have a stroke while you're here the ambulance drivers won't respond anymore.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 408 views

  18. Come on down to Chuckie’s Championship Chimichangas next to the Church of Our Churlish Cherub on the Chickasaw Loop in Chattanooga! (This catchphrase brought to you by the Google search “words that start with CH”)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 265 views

  19. Come on down to Clucky's Chicken Depot to find either a fun new pet or a burrito ingredient. Sometimes it really do be either/or.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 135 views

  20. Come on down to Used Mattress Warehouse, our stains are your gains.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 344 views

  21. Come on down. Free shots until I finish this sentence. Sorry. That's over!

    By DisCharmingMan,
    • 0 replies
    • 493 views

  22. Come on feel the noise, the noise is what I call your mom.

    By Dick_Swaggin,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  23. Come on in, sit right down. Pay the bill, get the hell out.

    By dhxlive,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  24. come on let’s dance, pretty boy I’m ready to dance with you do you like dancing? Do you like this song? Huh? Wanna dance? I love dancing I’m ready let’s do this

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 172 views

  25. Come on me, bro. I mean come at me! I meant come at me, bro!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 255 views
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