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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. "Periwinkle wrinkles," Winkler, rinkside, winked

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  3. "Pigs in a Blanket" are not manly enough for me. I only eat "Wild Boar in a Burlap Sack."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. "Please CC me after class" said the online college professor.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. "Please don't correct my Grammer." Said Kelsey's parents as he messed with everyone's salad and eggs. That's why he's the way he is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. "Please Hamburger, Don't Help 'Em"

    By edraculate,
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  7. "Please Lord forgive me," I asked desperately, 23 corn dogs deep at the county fair.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. "Please Scotty, please do your world class Michael Jackson bit"

    By sarbartartar,
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  9. "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. "Polish the cob, slob on my knob, tickle my frog," said Bob on his blog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. "Poop my butt? I couldn't piss to penis my own name!"- Kevin Spacey

    By Facelist,
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  12. "Poop verbally badger mystic; sexy halitosis." - Mary Ploppins

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" was Def Leppard's 3rd greatest song about using ants as a torture method

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. "Prostate schmostate!" cried the Doctor. "I've got your icky poo-poo all over me, mister!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. "Put a cork in it!" Jeremy yelled to the waiter holding the open bottle of wine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his band.

    By dalbear,
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  16. "Put it in my mail-box," said the woman in The Postman Always Rings Twice, with her mind.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. "Pyramids are for Grain, Skulls are for Brain"--A memoir by Dr. Ben Carson

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. "Quit while you're a head," said the man to his penis, "We don't want to have another episode of 'Wreck-Tile Destruction!'" ...Alas, RIP, my tiles.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  19. "Rabid raccoon? Kick that rodent to the moon" Would be funny if I were a 90 year old grandma smoking PCP

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. "Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. "Real eyes realize real eyes," Bob said to Derrick knowing very well how sensitive he was about his glass eye. Bob is a real dickhead.

    By dalbear,
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  22. "Red Rover" should be fine, but no more "Simon Says"... remember, Garfunkel is his own man now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. "Remember when Creed was the #1 band in the world? Never forget"(In 9/11 way/voice)

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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  24. "Rig boats not elections!" And other lame mariner slogans.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. "Right sweet straight heat street meat causing late night sheet streaks"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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