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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The School of Hard Knocks and the University of Life sure do graduate a lot of boring alcoholic assholes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I am the third mustard toe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Hickory dickory dock, don’t touch that crusty sock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Judge Judy not, lest ye be judge dredd.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. There comes a time and a place. The time? now. The place? Your ears. Their comes? Courtesy of yours truly.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in beige pants working from home.

    By GJ The DJ,
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  8. Between you, me, and Wheatus, I'm just a quarantine-age dirtbag baby.

    By GJ The DJ,
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  9. This ennui is malaise-ing me crazy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Dear Hollywood: please re-make ‘Almost Famous’ but have them tour with Weird Al. You have 48 hours.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. God has sex with angels

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. PFT, PFT, Cake Boss man, bake me a cake in one hour less than you need.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Gettin’ older’s a drag though...I dunno, this ever happen to you guys? Now when I go out to eat, the hostess gives me crayons.

    By BenjiButtonStand-up,
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  14. Cock and balls

    By ThunderSac,
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  15. as the mortal bard said, "i fear death everyday."

    By voichicoski,
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  16. cause of death was a food fight. he ate that gun.

    By voichicoski,
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  17. everyone 's always talking about the bigshots in showbiz, but what about us in growbiz?

    By voichicoski,
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  18. Some of us CAN pee in a Mr. Coffee and get Taster’s Choice, DANA!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. “Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. I got a tattoo lasered off of my butt. It read Exit Only. Now I’m getting a new one that reads Two Way Traffic.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. You can’t spell “stink” in Italian without “P U.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. I dread buttered bread and I detest bitter zest, and so I'm left utterly bereft on any food to feed my brood.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Peeeeeeeee-YEW that’s some stank!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Pack the crack in stacks please; space is limited.

    By LARDdischarge,
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