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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Someday a real rain will come... and I hope it's soon because boy are my ficas plants looking parched!

    By rightclicksaveas,
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  2. Two light bulbs walk into a barley field, the static connectivity makes them fingertips tingly. Just like good orgy pie

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. A tisket a tasket, now watch me sink this basket

    By JoshHiggins,
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  4. Hold me closer, tiny bandit. Count the trashcans on the highway.

    By scudwolf,
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  5. I love ketchup but does it have to be so ketchupi?

    By fredsolo,
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  6. If you can't beat em, they're not tied down properly.

    By Laundromatthew,
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  7. He saunters like an Egyptian tailor.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  8. What's up banana?

    By TeddyGPHDAttorneyatRap,
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  9. If you're going to act like a sucker about it, I'm not going to give you back your earrings back

    By JosephSchmo,
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  10. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beat All Jews! Tricked ya!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Plates are kind of stupid when we have bowls.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  12. Ask not, "For whom the bread bowls?"

    By Jug Bandit,
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  13. From the Lowspeak Stadium in Chattanooga, Tennessee; LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

    By liver_shot,
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  14. Bell Biv Devoblex

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Steely Dan should be a Steely Dan cover band. That way, people won't leave the show thinking Steely Dan sucks. They'll say "Pretty good cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  16. I hate to say I told you so, but “sexy Muppet Babies” was not a good idea for a Halloween costume.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I'm a grower, I'm a shower, I'm a midnight toker.

    By MarkDowling,
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  19. Let an umbrella be your umbrella; a smile doesn't do jack.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. When I snap my fingers you will wake up and believe that you are listening to "WTF with Marc Maron"

    By thesectch,
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  21. It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the size of my big ol' ding-dong.

    By CPiz,
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  22. E-cigs

    By lambster12,
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  23. They say pride comes before a fall...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. When in Rome wasn't built in a day!

    By The Nate Mullin Program,
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  25. Statistics say, that by the end of this podcast 37 of our listeners will have been diagnosed with Mud Butt. Only with your help can we find a cure.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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