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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, so just in case, my safety word is pumpernickel"

    By PamGriersLegs,   
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    • 389 views

  3. "Stinkor" is a fairly unbecoming name for a purported master of the universe

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 165 views

  4. "Stitch Fix," also known as, "What engineer Kevin does to salvage these podcasts!" #getonthemic

    By Armpit Ashtray,
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    • 278 views

  5. "Stitch Fix," also known as, "What engineer Ryan does to salvage these podcasts!" #GetOnTheMic

    By InGen-eer Ryan,
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  6. "Stop droppin' rolls!" said the impatient restaurant manager to the clumsy waitress. Then the restaurant burned down.

    By BrianBjur,
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  7. "Stop sending catchphrase submissions, they are horrible" is my catchphrase submission :)

    By negricita,
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  8. "Stop the presses!" shouted Elvis Presley the III and on that day the newspaper industry died.

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 799 views

  9. "Stop! Or my mom will shoot you with the AK47 she legally bought to kill deer with"

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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    • 705 views

  10. "Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down, open up the shopping channel within the next 30 minutes to save on commemorative DMX plates"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 429 views

  11. "Subtlety is the key to good comedy" he whispered from his dickhole as he blew a wet fart in the dead clown's face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. "Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. "Sunday Bloody Sunday, more like Stupid Bloody Tuesday..." - John Lennon

    By BURTMAN,
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    • 200 views

  14. "Sure thing!", said the farmer. "No dice.", said Martin Lawrence.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. "SWISH BUBBLE BUBBLE, say your goodbyes, refill with no trouble, counterclockwise." says the toilet

    By Charcoal City,
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  16. "Tables and Chairs, Toucans and Panda Bears!"

    By NadiGray,
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  17. "Take me out to the ballgame!", said the urologist.

    By Andrew_Nice_Day,
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  18. "Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven “Happy New Year, Babyyyyyy!”

    By 163688548,
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    • 540 views

  19. "Tally-ho" said the man to the prostitute when asking how much he owed

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. "Tasty taint," I whisper. You respond, "What flavor?" I smile as a dingo at a baby would and say, "Potato chips." Now, THAT's a fucking catchphrase.

    By Dr. Dan the Sniffer of Pants,
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  21. "Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. "Technique is dead." said the prospector to the "oriental" "masseuse."

    By Traven Falos,
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  23. "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Fist me, and I'll tell my mom." -Benjamin Franklin

    By Slappywhite,
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  24. "Thank you to 'whats_it_to_you_scott' for that catchphrase suggestion. I like it, what do you think? Do you think it'll stick? I'm Kas SoccerMan...

    By whats_it_to_you_scott,
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  25. "Thanks for saving me from the alien queen, I hope this spaceship doesn't crash while I'm asleep." Oh sorry, I misread the name of this forum

    By Turtleshark,
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