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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If this van's a rocking, go ahead and come a knocking, I invited Steven Tyler to play his solo work!

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  2. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy -- OH GOD I'M HAVING A STROKE

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  3. Just found out that MC stands for "master of ceremonies." That should be all the evidence I need to allow MC Hammer to officiate my funeral.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  4. Anything is explosive if you put your mine to it.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  5. I've heard of "Welcome to the Machine". I've heard of "Welcome to the Jungle." I've even heard of...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  6. Isn't it strange there's never been a comedian named Paul Reiser?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. The Illuminati can pretend Paul Reiser didn’t play the titular role of Mama in Mama's Family, but I've seen the title credits.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. I don’t give a darn what Paul Reiser's catchphrase is. Triple murder should be outlawed!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. SOCK IT TO MEEE?! WITH SCIENCE?!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  10. If I had a dollar for every thing I should have done, I would have but one dollar. And one butt dollar.

    By Stipewad,
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  11. If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a..

    By greazey_bob,   
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  12. We need to talk about Kevin... Behind his back. Quick, before he comes! Shit, we're too late. Oh, hey Kevin, how's it going?

    By keepitupstairs,
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  13. Feel the heat. Smell the scents. Light the candles. You just baked a cake!

    By AlbertXII,
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  14. Listen here, you already are.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. If you're feeling whack and smack dab in a puddle of paddles, better slap on some spanks and prepare yourself for a buffet of belting.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  16. If you tell a joke in German, is it still a joke?

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  17. My OCD demands that I touch everything exactly 6 times. I'm the worst kind of sexist...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  18. Balloons are just super tiny condoms.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. Next time you find a can of chicken soup, don't drink it, don't eat it, but give it to your brother. It's probably really boogers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. My silly buddy has a some Silly Putty, buts a bit silly nutty in the brain parts.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. The loudest voice opposing the five fingered discount was none other than old sticky digits himself - Paul F. Thumbkins

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. They say a river runs through IT, but how does a river run through a murderous clown?

    By Danjer047,
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  23. Any arrangement is edible if you believe.

    By Splendor,
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  24. Why not peanuts filled with chocolate? Or hot dogs filled with cornbread? Isn't that kind of sexist?

    By AMPhibian,
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  25. Which lucky squaw gets to whoop around the Choctaws' scrotum-pole on this St Smithins' Eve? Who's on second? Excelsior!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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