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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Doctor doctor, give me the news. Huey Lewis done kidnapped them fools.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Doctor Doctor! Give me the news! I've got a bad case of the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu

    By Dr. Airdrums,   
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  3. Doctor Eyeless will be unable to see you now. Come back when he changes his name and face.

    By Kenny J,
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  4. Doctor says I wipe my butt too much, but joke's on him, 'cause it's not my butt!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Doctor Scholls, give me the news. I've got a bad pair of orthopedic shoes.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Doctor who, star trek too, star wars flew, let's drink space brew.

    By Bigsmak,
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  7. Doctor, Adam Scott is on line 2. He wants whatever you gave Chris Pratt so he can quote "be a big boy".

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Doctor, can you double knot my tubes this time around? My tubes keep coming untied and I have all these kids to show for it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Doctor, doctor give me the news. I've got a bad case of gonorrhea.

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  10. doctor, doctor, gimmie the news

    By dhc343,
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  11. Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of bloody stools

    By mkoyama,
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  12. Doctor, doctor, give me the news, is it true Hollywood is run by O.J. Simpson, also known as The Juice?

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of laryngitis!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  14. Doctor, doctor, I've got a case of the blues - and it's located entirely in my balls.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  15. Doctor, Doctor, tell me the news! I've got a bad case of explosive diarrhea!

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  16. Doctor, doctor! Bananas have feelings too you know, even though those flavor spots were cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

    By Gary_Tingle,
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  17. Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Doctor, I believe this patient is insane in the membrane.

    By MarmOfSmarm,
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  19. Doctor, my nurts hurts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Doctor, my poop stinks—and I mean BAD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Doctor, Scott Aukerman is on line 2. He wants to know if it's ok to call diarrhea "fartsauce" from now on.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Doctor! Take a look at that bad... ass

    By Pratterino,
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  23. Doctor. Doctor! Gimme the news. I got a bad case of repeating job professions

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  24. Doctors ate her because of this one weird trick (she turned into a pomegranate)!

    By smitty,
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  25. Dodger!? I didn't even know she was a rubber ball

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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