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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don your cosmic binoculars, and climb aboard the comic comet!

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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  2. Don't "assume", OK? Because, if you ASSUME, you must slather my whole ASS with UME, the Japanese salted plum condiment.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Don't Allow yourself to be upset and disturbed. Hold your ....

    By JaJunk,
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    • 729 views

  4. Don't ask me nuthin', I'm just here for the puttin'

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Don't ask me once, don't tell, don't ask me twice, Do say!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Don't assui things. When you assui you make an ass out of you and I.

    By Lonely Shark,
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  7. Don't assume, because you make an Amy Schumer out of schu and me.

    By Reneenongman,
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  8. Don't be a clinger, just stay Jamie Farr away from me.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  9. Don't be a D hole. Call it a pee hole.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  10. Don't Be a Fool, Those Wires Are Live!

    By SXSTexas,
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  11. Don't be a fuddy duddy, peel that silly putty off my nutty buddy

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Don't be afraid of that dog-computer, its megabark is worse than its megabite.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 404 views

  13. Don't be afraid, you fucking shit-lickers.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Don't be alarmed by my mask. I don't have coronavirus, I'm just here to rob the bank.

    By Moe Lester,
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  15. Don't be bringing those outdated references around here or I'll be telling you "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Don't be curt, in a pert skirt, eating that 'gurt in a yurt. Why? Because, Burt, it hurts to squirt dirt. Don't get it on my shirt! *SPURT*

    By daddysboy,
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  17. Don't be fickle just tickle my pickle, you'll earn a nickel if you make it trickle!

    By CooterTooter,
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  18. Don't be fickle, have a tickle

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  20. Don't be fooled by our guests; the small business owners convention is down the hall on your left, across from the armoire that's hosting a business owners who are physically small convention.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  21. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I just, I just like collecting rocks

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still-I'm still Jenny from American Idol circa 2011-2016. Only on Fox.

    By Reneenongman,
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  23. Don't be fooled by this tiny man to your left. He is my son and that is a fake mustache.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 388 views

  24. Don't be fooled: Kim's Cheesy Kimchi isn't kimchi at all.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Don't be rude and move my booze or I'll be forced to screw my shoes.

    By pukebreath,
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