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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By the time you hear this I will have morphed into Kadeem Hardison.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 765 views

  2. How do I revolutionize the global socioeconomic paradigm, and what is the most polite way to offer cunnilingus to a stranger?

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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    • 764 views

  3. Warning: Irish temper, German chocolate

    By Linctron3000,
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    • 618 views

  4. Girl, let me take you home and stick my Dukakis in your Bush until I Quayle all over you.

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 639 views

  5. My name is Shitbag, and I'd like to talk to you about your future.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 764 views

  6. You'll know the corporations have taken over completely when we start celebrating Jelloween.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 631 views

  7. Sometimes you gotta hang up your saxophone and let the dad's take you to flavortown.

    By enwick,
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    • 616 views

  8. Me from Jersey me play joke, me put cinder block thru grandma's windshield

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 810 views

  9. Get a deck of cards. Pick a card. Memorize it. Put it back in the deck.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 650 views

  10. What I lack in foreskin I make up in foresight.

    By isawtheemu,
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    • 804 views

  11. In wild Gray Wolf packs, acts of communicating oneselves dominance have been observed to include; eating before less dominant pack members, exiting/en

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 583 views

  12. See, anybody could be good to you. You need a bad girl to blow your mind. Welcome Comedy Bang Bang into the room. Comedy Bang Bang all over you.

    By alargebucket,
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    • 1541 views

  13. What's good for the goose, can be mashed into a fine pulp and injected- for vitality.

    By ChrisDurand,
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    • 593 views

  14. He jumped out screaming "Boo!" But the joke's on him, 'cause that's not my name!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 635 views

  15. They say you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...but you would really catch the most flies with poo.

    By Blaze48,
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    • 675 views

  16. I was in the French Quarter begging a penny for my thoughts when a dime-store hooker stole my nickel bag of pot. I lost 41 cents that day.

    By alargebucket,
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    • 860 views

  17. Treat my knee for poison oak, an allergic reaction, eczema or scabies?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 637 views

  18. U Talkin' Dr. Robotnick's Mean Bean Machine To Me?

    By travisdunsmuir,
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    • 740 views

  19. I'm Interstellar, that's why I love "A Streetcar Named Desire".

    By BrendanPeters,
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    • 943 views

  20. Sure, Spencer is for hire, and Magnum's rates are reasonable, but you get double the dick with Simon and Simon.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 593 views

  21. Man has dreamed of such miracles, so why not finger that goat?

    By Sansbinho,
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    • 865 views

  22. If you build it, they will draw penises on it.

    By A New Duck,
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    • 1010 views

  23. I let the dogs out.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,   
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    • 998 views

  24. Is it racist that I like the 1963 Jerry Lewis film "The Nutty Professor" more than the Eddie Murphy remake?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 928 views

  25. Hey Will can you hand me those posters please. Be careful, they're fresh prints of Bel-Air.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 1 reply
    • 714 views
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