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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t swear unless it’s absolutely fucking necessary.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  2. Don’t sweat the small stuff, my mother would say. Don’t let your overgrown anus distract you from the beauty of life God provides us.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 256 views

  3. Don’t take a bite, the hot dog eating contest hasn’t started yet, eating is cheating.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 169 views

  4. Don’t take huge gulps of racism. Just little white suprema-sips.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 190 views

  5. Don’t take that tone with me, young man! We really need to work on your formants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  6. Don’t talk to me about FOMO! They call me the FOMO MOFO.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 173 views

  7. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee thrown in my face for being such an aggressive introvert.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 189 views

  8. Don’t tell Loretta you knocked over her Poinsetta while dancing to Rush’s Red Barchetta. She can’t stand Canadian prog Rock.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. Don’t tell me to mind my P’s and Q’s. My poops and queefs are none of your business!

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 302 views

  10. Don’t tell Mom the babysitter’s Fred Durst.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 443 views

  11. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 252 views

  12. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 273 views

  13. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 261 views

  14. Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views

  15. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

    By The Bodacious Tata,
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    • 173 views

  16. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 396 views

  17. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 257 views

  18. Don’t touch granny’s num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 258 views

  19. Don’t touch that dial! I don’t want your pubes on my bar of soap.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 503 views

  20. Don’t tread on deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 298 views

  21. Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silent

    By Friend of P,
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    • 253 views

  22. Don’t warsch ma dawg!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  23. Don’t work hard. Work Smart, Jean.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 174 views

  24. Don’t worry, I brought ear plugs, nose plugs and butt plugs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  25. Don’t worry, this horse glue is gluten-free.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 318 views
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