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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't worry, Gretel. I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silent

    By Friend of P,
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  3. If it smells like pee and tastes like pee and talks like pee and pees like pee, it's probably a booger.

    By pukebreath,
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    • 272 views

  4. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  5. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  6. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 237 views

  7. If you hit it, you must acquit it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 227 views

  9. You know what happens when you ASSUME… You make a SUM out of the SEA.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  10. teenage mutant ninja turtle hill: the one we die on

    By duvaldownhiller,
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    • 158 views

  11. Duck... duck... duck... fuck! Moose! Run! Take me instead you prehistoric beast!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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    • 256 views

  12. Step on a crack you break your mothers back, step on a line you owe me more cocaine, Chad

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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    • 242 views

  13. Today’s episode will detonate after today’s catchphrase!

    By Friend of P,
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    • 277 views

  14. You can’t undo this Jessica! You can’t wash a mattress!

    By Friend of P,
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    • 293 views

  15. I lost my virginity at age 18. But I just found it again under my couch cushions!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 273 views

  16. I broke the fourth wall..I guess I won’t be getting that deposit back

    By Friend of P,
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    • 271 views

  17. I gotta admit, I could defeat 7 dogs wielding nunchucks with their mouths, not 8

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 200 views

  18. A Scotsman that’s been run over is road kilt

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 224 views

  19. Syphilis may be a venereal disease but it’s my venereal disease

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 184 views

  20. Seriously, people. Vote. That's the catchphrase goddamnit. Also, butts.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  21. You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out, you put your left leg in and just leave it there! Stop moving your left leg or the bomb will explode! - Hokey Pokey the Movie coming in 2021

    By pukebreath,
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  22. Yeah? Well whose fault is that?! Mine? Oh. I was hoping it would be yours or someone’s other than me.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 233 views

  23. Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry I stepped on both your flowers with one big shoe

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 204 views

  24. Mayor McCheese, please report to the principal's office

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 183 views

  25. If the moon opens up its mouth and takes a bite of the earth we're all in trouble

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 190 views
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