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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eh, too much pomp, not enough circumstance

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. Eight bakers battle it out to see whose taint truly is the sweetest, today on Ooey Gooey.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Eight years ago I started chasing a crazy dream... to find a genuine pile of Bigfoot feces.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Eighty degrees / When I ask, “Madam, please, / Do you shell N-U-Ts? / ’Cause I bought forty bags / Of these. / Need ‘em cracked for a party… / Oh, it’s free?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Eine Kleine! Turn that noise down. It is nacht musik!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Einstein was such a math genius that his foreskin was actually fiveskin instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Either call Reese or re-sort your resort resources

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  8. Either Grimace dies or we all die. Choose wisely Ronald

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. Either Harris Wittels is passed out on your couch again, or, that's right, you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By guygoald,   
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  10. Either I got mad jock itch or else my ringworms got some scabies on its genital warts.

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. Either I kill Grimace today or he kills all of us tomorrow. The choice is yours

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. Either I'm a vampire or I need to start taking better care of my teeth because everything tastes like blood

    By JustTickleMe,
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  13. Either I'm getting fatter or these Shrinky Dinks are getting smaller

    By IrSasquatch,
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  14. Either improve training hasn't prepared me for parenthood or Obama Bus Driver can't feed a baby.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  15. either its christmas morning 1985 or im completely on the spectrum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Either Jennifer Garner has Benjamin Button’s disease or Neutrogena makes some damn fine makeup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Either or. His and her. Thank you but your

    By DannyGreiner,
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  18. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Willow 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Either think you can or think you can’t: either way, no one gives a shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Either this house is haunted, or I just stabbed your mother

    By Dumb Gumby,
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  22. Either this thong is on backwards or my front butt suddenly got very beefy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Either you're the Sheriff of Plottingham, or I'm paranoid. Did you fuck Gramgram?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Ejaculate together, stay together.

    By The Funny Man Can,
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  25. El Chapo, El Sticko, you both soothe my lipso.

    By Shampoodler,
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