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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Holy fucking shit, Batman!”

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  2. “Hots up what dog?” No thanks. Then bear, bun bat.

    By Bayou Pikachu,
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  3. “How many dingleberries are needed in the recipe,” the elderly woman politely asked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. “How’s married life”, she asked. I replied, “Our undies are in the same dryer and our parents are now having constant orgies. Married life is...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. “Hyphen” is far too complicated and nuanced a word for what it actual describes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. “I believe that for every content creator, there should be a content deleter.” – Scott Auckerman

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. “I didn’t know it was wrong,” said the man aggressively cranking one out in the middle of the Southpark Mall fountain.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. “I do not know what I may appear to the podcast world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a farm boy playing in a corn field, and diverting m

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. “I don't mean to toot my own horn" said the proud and boastful sumo wrestler, "but whenever I get in and out of my car, I accidentally honk the horn with my stomach".

    By Big Richard,
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  10. “I don’t believe in wearing a mask. I just do it to fit in,” said the Phantom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. “I don’t like when you get in my face”, I said to the botfly maggots.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. “I don’t think it’s that important.” - Oscar Wilde on the importance of being earnest.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. “I knew that I’d be better off doing it by myself,” said the man with his newly restructured baby hand mere minutes before pleasuring himself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. “I like apple tree.” – Victor

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. “I really think we should stick with the pun about that Jan-Michael Vincent helicopter show.”

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  16. “I sweat my asshole off delivering that. And now it belongs to the ages.", Lincoln muttered as he stepped off the Gettysburg stage.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. “I’ll give you everything I’ve got, you little pizza mime,” said John to the diminutive Italian dumbshow artist who was holding him at gunpoint.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  18. “I’ll have a hamburger?!” You sound like a pervert.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. “I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. “I’m a hill of beans?! YOU’RE a hill of beans! This whole courtroom’s a hill of beans!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. “I’m getting drunk!” yelled the tipsy skunk

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. “I’m gonna make your soul bleed” – Jessie Ventura / Pornstar (probably)/ Freddy Kruger-esque night demon / Mamma Daphne’s House of Chicken & Waffles

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. “I’m just sayin’” is all I’m sayin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. “I’m sending this food back because it’s too good,” said the ascetic.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.

    By FattWatson,
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