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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's nothing like a good metaphor my Papa alway said and then would beat us when we pointed out that was a simile.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Quoth the Raven, use code POE at checkout for 10% off.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Literary assholes are not literally assholes but you're dealing with the same level of shit so who gives a Tolstoy's?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Disembowelment is when you mock Martin Bowelment

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Saucy Nuggs for my real friends. Real Time With Bill Maher for my sauce friends.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Opinions are like assholes. I don't want to hear yours.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Are you talking Look Who's Talking to the guy who was Lucas stalking? And will you accept a reverse charge call from the State Pen?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Have I ever asked myself why I need a new catchphrase so badly? I mean, what volume of farcical meta-nonsense will actually satiate me?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Revenge is a dish best served with Cole Porter

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. From “smell my finger” to “pull my finger”: the crassness of finger based humor.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. So the idea is: Seinfeld crossed with John Mulaney. I call it "Mulaney"

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  15. You can pop my cherry, if by "cherry" you mean "red balloon" and by "pop" you mean "pop"

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  16. Sleepwalking wet dreams are up and coming.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Could someone PLEASE tell me the difference between a blondie and a brookie?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush, Unless You Get Lucky And Instead It's The Tush

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  19. Gettin' you horny as a cobbler's workbench.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  20. Someone's always someone to someone!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  21. Can someone spit in my mouth? I’ve run out of spit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Comparing apples to oranges is easy, apples kick ass.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Bob bought a luau - it’s a lot of bamboo

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  24. If shawty sinks any lower, she’ll blow her onboard motor

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  25. Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanglish, press 3 for whatever those blue idiots are speaking in that fucking Avatar movie

    By FattWatson,
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