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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve never felt cooler than when I stuck those frozen starfish down my pants

    By FattWatson,
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    • 405 views

  2. That’s not a pogo stick - THIS is a pogo stick!

    By FattWatson,
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    • 226 views

  3. Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter

    By FattWatson,
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    • 220 views

  4. Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 225 views

  5. We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon

    By FattWatson,
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    • 217 views

  6. C D ED BD nuts? M R not nuts. O S A R. D’s nuts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 196 views

  7. Judas, must you betray me with a fart?

    By redthebum,
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    • 184 views

  8. As a comedian the accusations of plagiarism against me mean I don't get no respect, no respect at all.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  9. My boyfriend cheated on me so I had sex with his grandpa. Him being dead only made payback sweeter.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 255 views

  10. Sorry for your loss but that doesn’t mean you can come to my house, take cheese out of my fridge, and rub it on your chest until you are happy again. You must accept Jimmy is gone

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 229 views

  11. It’s like I’ve always said. Every cup of coffee should be accompanied by a kiss in the tummy

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 207 views

  12. Shake rattle and roll...I must have forgotten my baby in the dryer again.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 270 views

  13. Put your guitar down and clean your room, Jonithan Bonithan Jovithan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 196 views

  14. Wh-wh-what’s up, hot g-g-g-ghost?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 215 views

  15. More like Casper your friendly Mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  16. A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  17. More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  18. Jelly me doughnut, jelly me bread, my jams all over the centerfold’s head

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 254 views

  19. This teacup poodle I adopted’s a real son of a bitch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  20. Fibrous foods get me in the mood, but Bean-o keeps my weeno meano.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  21. The obsequious partner of a cat-ear-wearing dominatrix is twice pussy whipped.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  22. If you’re going to have sexual congress make sure you bring a Whip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 187 views

  23. Itta Bena gave us BB King and Alton Texas Jimmy Dean. I think it’s about time I settled down and started a family right here in good old Booger Hole, West Virginia.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 303 views

  24. Every cloud has a prolapsed anus!

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
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    • 226 views

  25. A bird in Iraq is worth two for George Bush.

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
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    • 218 views
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