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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “If we’re comparing apples and oranges, oranges have an acidic sting and apples are too hard to squeeze my dick into.”

    By WeezerHateClub,
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  2. “If you build it, they will come,” read the do-it-yourself dildo instructions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  3. “Is that a severed penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

    By Crease Topstower,
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  4. “It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.”

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  5. “It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.

    By FattWatson,
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  6. “Just in case you need some extra incentive to get vaccinated, I got vaccinated and my genitals got three inches longer.” said Dame Judy Dench

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. “Knock knock” - ”who’s there?” - ”unprofessional cop” - ”unprofessional cop, who?” - ”your husband’s been killed in a car wreck, ma’am”

    By King Dong III,
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  8. “know her? I hardly banged her” thank you, Mr. Charney. no further questions your honor

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  9. “Laddies and ladies” is greater than “ladies and gentlemen”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. “Let’s turn that frown upside down!” should have been the tagline for Face/Off

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. “Love Actually” walked so “Valentine’s Day” could run.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. “Me rub you wrong time” said the masseuse who lost her scheduling book.

    By adamgryphon,   
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  13. “Mind if I cut in?” asked the ballroom dancing painter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. “Move it or lose it,” said the… A) tow truck driver B) attacking pawn C) over-eager Civil War field medic D) all of the above

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. “Murder most fowl!” cried the hunting conservationist.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  16. “My turd is no bird; and no net ensnares it: it is free human turd with an independent will, which it now exerts to leave me.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. “Night Court” took risks / they didn’t care about canon / because you know who’s from space? / Bull *fucking* Shannon

    By slowestjogger,
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  18. “Night gown found in Peugeot Sound.” The news came round that Grandma has drowned.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  19. “Nipple clamps are of great use in the kitchen,” local chef, Bobby Flay, tells reporters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. “Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained!” said the Itsy-Bitsy-Spider after it rained

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. “Oh look at me I’m Joe Jonas” whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. “Oh look at me I’m Sir Paul McCartney”. Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. “Oh look at me, I broke my arm”. Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. “Oh, so now this jackass is doing a bit on corn sandwiches,” you’re thinking. Perhaps. But that doesn’t negate their deliciousness. So if it be a bit, a bit it be.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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