New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Don't shout at a mobster who's fresh outta lobster!

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2. In the name of the Frasier, the M*A*S*H, and the Third Rock From the Sun, Amen.

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3. I've never slashed a tyre but I have tired of Slash.

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4. Super Mario? I'll take the soup!

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5. I see London, I see France, I get horny, I jack off.

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6. Face it: A facetious faucet is the first facet of the faculty's facilities.

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7. Twist and shout, rub one out, down the spout.

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8. Don’t make me horny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

   By TootyBut2DButt, September 5, 2020
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9. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My DONKEY!

   By reahraleau, September 4, 2020
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10. DONK! Ouch!...My nards! Whaat a day I tell ya!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, September 4, 2020
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11. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, September 4, 2020
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12. Make hey while the nong mans.

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13. Why is there even one way to skin a cat?

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14. Scoot on the ground with your pants pulled down—and that’s how you do the Slug!

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15. Quick! Lay on the shtick thick!! I'm shittin' bricks!!!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE, September 4, 2020
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16. Mr. Gorbachev, eat out this clit!

    By Crunchy NutSkin, September 4, 2020
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17. I'm a metallurgist and an iron dealer. I both smelt it and dealt it.

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18. It takes a Godzilla to raze a village.

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19. Instant rice or instant ramen: sacrifice to Tutankhamun.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, September 4, 2020
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20. All my cases are brief cases, said the arrogant lawyer.

    By TootyBut2DButt, September 4, 2020
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21. God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.

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22. Seething is beliebering

    By SideofMcG, September 3, 2020
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23. I'm a very modern man. I still have an umbilical cord attached. Brand new. Ask me anything. 

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24. The sands of time, the mud of space, the shit of gravity.

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25. Austin Powers International Man of Vegetables. Do I make you corny baby?

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