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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fool me once, smoke some blunts. Fool me twice, and I'll smoke you.

    By UniversalLove,
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  2. Fool me once, smoke some blunts. Fool me twice, shrimp fried rice.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro,
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    • 234 views

  3. Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: tame that shrew.

    By Bradley Pooper,
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  4. Fool me once. Please. I can't go back to my home planet until I've been fooled! My babies need their pop pop!

    By scudwolf,
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  5. Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Can’t happen because I’m butthurt and I’ve already given up.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Fool me once...

    By TuffyMcF,
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  7. fool me once... please fool me. i can't take any more of reality.

    By voichicoski,
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  8. Fool me thrice, shame on thee, fool me two times, dost thou see

    By Cornsnack McBarfy,
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  9. Fool me. Love me. Put no one above me. In fact, it wouldn't be possible because I live in the ceiling.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 253 views

  10. Foolish mortals! Trix are for kids!

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  11. Foosball just hasn't been the same since I caught Doctor Octopus playing with himself.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 452 views

  12. Foot lick Friday’s are back y’all! For ten minutes get a foot lick dipstick for only a penny.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 392 views

  13. Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.

    By Friend of P,
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  14. Footloose/army of darkness crossover. All the zombies dance.

    By Facelist,
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  15. Footnotes in books are rarely about feet. Except if you're reading a Tarantino biography

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. For 10 bucks I'll suck, but for 20 I'll blow. Of course, I'll have to remind you, it's not that kind of show.

    By PeepilOfPorkSteeple,
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    • 165 views

  17. For 86 years I've tied you, but now, Shoe Laces, you've come back to extract your revenge!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  18. For a "citrus" tryst: put a tick on your dick to Lyme your slime!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. For a 48 percent stake, I'll need ten thousand to start with, & a new pair of underpants cuz these ones is blasted!

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. For a car that’s advertised as self-driven, you sure do fish for compliments on your work.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. For a change of pace this episode will be limited to just 3 9/11 references

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  22. For a free coupon to the Spay and Neuter Clinic of Greater Davenport, please send a self-addressed envelope to the broken down Exxon on West 43rd St.

    By ian cleghorn,
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    • 902 views

  23. For a guy who claims he can't live with or without you, Bono sure is alive.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 132 views

  24. For a guy with the last name Crystal, ol' Billy really has a pair of stones on him.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 375 views

  25. For a next level Medieval Times experience, toss on a couple of medicinal leeches!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 153 views
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