Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. For a quaint riverbank there sure is a lot of couples fucking

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 343 views

  2. For a quarter, I'll court her. For a dime, I'll rhyme. But give me some nickels and I'll tickle some pickles.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
    • 0 replies
    • 336 views

  3. For a second I thought you said that "oral queefs" were going extinct, but thank god it's just the coral reefs instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  4. For a thick bliss missile, you've gotta dip your wick in that Swiss gristle!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  5. For a transcript of this episode, send $25 to Harpo Productions, Chicago, Illinois

    By Frictiony,
    • 0 replies
    • 847 views

  6. For a woman who starts every cheating accusation with "probably", Carrie Underwood sure did undoubtedly destroy her boyfriend's truck

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  7. For all intents and purposes my intensive purpose is in a tent with porpoises.

    By Alimony Tony,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views

  8. For All Mankind? More like For DULL Mankind. This is the most boring moon landing ever.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  9. For all of you the WiFi's free, if you answer my questions three.

    By JoePrice,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  10. For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'Gray pubes on my chin'

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 257 views

  11. For all you know, I actually am wearing pants this time!

    By FrancisRizzo3,
    • 0 replies
    • 752 views

  12. For all you know, this is hell, pal

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  13. For all your petulance, for all your arrogance, the relentless & willful stupidity; I love you and all you stand for.

    By BLOOOR,
    • 0 replies
    • 629 views

  14. For an ogre, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stomp and lurk around once in a while, you could myth it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 1 reply
    • 164 views

  15. For an ophthalmologist office, it's pretty hard to see in here.

    By MattCameron,
    • 0 replies
    • 737 views

  16. For any harassment concerns, please contact Spinal, the General Manager of Long John Silver.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  17. For anyone saying I don’t do squat, have you seen my ass?

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 531 views

  18. For anyone who still needs reminding, the woomp is still there.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  19. For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life

    By JoshTorres,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  20. For bathroom time, don't forget the TP --now with a rush of cherry flavor!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 713 views

  21. For BDSM in the cat community, the first eight times, there is no safeword.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 291 views

  22. For better-fitting Cards Against Humatressy, I'll SeeSo you never at the mini-fridge.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
    • 0 replies
    • 331 views

  23. For CBB’s Episode 666: “999” -Mom

    By kanyadig,   
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  24. For centuries, a war has been brewing between the Defenders of Light, the Shadow Lords, and the helpful hardware folks at Ace

    By Tinnitus_Young,
    • 0 replies
    • 528 views

  25. For centuries, humanity has struggled with the question “What's the meaning of life?” Finally, on today’s show, we make fart jokes for two hours.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views
×