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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For god so loved the world that he gave his only B-listed son

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. For heaven's sake, Gabriel, these pearly gates could use a new coat of paint.

    By McCoy and Dillon,
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  3. For his repeated crimes against Mcmanity I hereby sentence The Hambuglar to death!

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. For Holiday Inn, here's a checklist: / Great parking, a gym, and free breakfast. / But when I bed down, / I am met by the sound / Of the couple next door's torrid fuckfest.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. For in that sleep of death what dreams make come are also known as wet dreams.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. For it's 1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out at the ol' bowling alley.

    By EricWeaver,
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  7. For just the price of a cup of coffee, you can provide a child in need with a much-needed cup of coffee.

    By theoren_1,
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  8. For just the price of feeding a starving child for a month, you can enjoy a cup of coffee.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  9. For Love and Plunder, a pirate's tale about chasing that booty

    By face of butt,
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  10. For MacGruber's costume designer, Forte's tuxes are their strong suit

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. For me, in my opinion, Suleiman Ali Nashnush has gotta be first on the NBA's TALL sheet.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  13. For me, Miles Davis’s album Kind of Blue was like a mass grave in the woods: I dug it.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  14. For me, writing catchphrases is like designing architecture.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  15. For moms

    By ryanmiller84,
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  16. For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. For my money, Edward Scissorhands beats Edward Paperhands every time.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  18. For my money, there is no better thrill than the one you get when saying, "For my money."

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. For my presentation on Disco balls...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. For my second wedding, only the back of my dress will be white.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. For my whole life, I hated my mother. Thus when she repeatedly told me that absence makes the heart grow fonder, I sliced her up like sandwich meat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. For neither the first nor last time, I have gorged myself upon the flesh of my fellow man.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  24. for no gold the kobold's ho-pole smoke-show choke-holds your old soul like knolled troll would slow vole

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. For old bang, bang times, my dear, for old bang, bang times.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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