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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gymnasts must go through an awful amount of mental gymnastics

    By Kevllis,
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    • 296 views

  2. Can someone massage my feet without all the direct eye contact?

    By Kevllis,
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    • 308 views

  3. I'm not fat, I'm just heavy with denial

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  4. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't shit myself? This is a joke. I did shit myself.

    By Philo-Of-Ohio,
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  5. If Jesus were white they'd have probably just let him go

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Let me get this straight: you're low on cash, so you're mooching from my fries? WHY STOP THERE?! YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE A WHILE, SO PLEAAAAASEEEE, GO RIGHT AHEAD & FINGER MY WIFE!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Give your dog the gristle; give your hog a whistle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I feel like even a one-nation army would stand a pretty good chance of repelling Jack White

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. When there was only one stream of bubbles, it was then that I was drowning you

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. But guys why do they call it FOOTball when they play most of it with their HANDS? Shouldn't it be called y'know... something else?

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Come me old fashioned but in my day a SELFIE was when you took a photo of yourself with a camera, not choked yourself while driving and self-pleasuring.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. And for my tattoo I’d like Rosie the Riveter with the face of Hello Kitty, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. NEW Fight Night!!! WATCH THIS Xbox boxing unboxing!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Life hack means something different to Jason Voorhees.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. I hope DJ Borscht shows up, cuz someone needs to bring the Beat Soup

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Khalifest. Powered by Power Dubai

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 139 views

  17. Levi Strauss is a cloudy-eyed souse, there's no one drunker denim

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 137 views

  18. If you give an inch, they can still press charges

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. If you wanna hang out you gotta tell her 'bout the Gout. Cocaine.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 223 views

  20. Whaddya wanna bet David Schwimmer calls his car Porsche di Ross?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. I wish we could all agree that Boomer's dead

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. Give me a break/ Give me a break/ break me off a piece of that liquid nitrogen frozen vulva.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  23. Get thee behind me, Satan! And while you’re back there, no funny butt stuff.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 173 views

  24. Sometimes You got a Honeybee and sometimes you got a Honeydew, but every once in a while, you got a Honeysuckle.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 192 views

  25. Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 183 views
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