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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sippy, Slippy, Snippy. Now you have a botched vasectomy

    By DickSplinters,
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    • 337 views

  2. Ya gonna like the way ya shook, I Karen tea it.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 248 views

  3. Accidents will happen, all you can eat. Happy slapping while caught napping, Lets put away those teats.

    By billy_dontknow_which_waytoblow,
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    • 361 views

  4. I think the sign is perfectly clear: “CDs, Nuts for Sale.” What’s not to understand?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 196 views

  5. You make me sick. Not the fun sick where you lay in bed eating soup and watching Cheers, the bad sick, where you have diarrhea so stinky your wife leaves you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 240 views

  6. Prepare to have your funny-bones ticked, your knees slapped and while you’re distracted your left kidney removed and sold for a profit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  7. If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 337 views

  8. If all these lawsuits were three-piece suits I'd stop getting sued for indecent exposure

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 204 views

  9. Let's raise the roof and lower the minimum wage!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 222 views

  10. I’m a scat man. And by “scat” I mean animal feces. Skibbity be bop dip dap. I love shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 263 views

  11. The best is yet to come. Not saying your second best. But you just came, and I have not.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  12. Always be prepared. Travel with the “Best of Cher” and always be prepared.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 245 views

  13. Don’t be a stick in the mud, be a log in a bog.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 231 views

  14. Beans beans they’re good for your heart the more you eat the better it is for your heart.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 281 views

  15. See you later, alligator! In a winkle, tinkle dinkle!

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 287 views

  16. Don't roll the dice on sharing a hat, cuz I have lice and you don't want that

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 268 views

  17. What's up Ninja Turtle?

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  18. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 228 views

  19. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 224 views

  20. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 219 views

  21. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with his terrible terrible words.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 249 views

  22. On your mark, get set, fart!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 205 views

  23. One does not simply walk into Mordor and come up with CBB's newest catchphrase

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 253 views

  24. Other countries need to start posting videos of their citizens saying dumb shit. That would make me feel a lot better.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 206 views

  25. One must never forget the spice trade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 261 views
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