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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's a clam, Ma’am: a sea ham!

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 269 views

  2. I’d host her poster but her post-hair purse there is my first fare.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 275 views

  3. Shakespeare once, shame on you. Shakespeare twice, activate Punch Doctor 3000

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 278 views

  4. A bright white like my Nike trike might light our hike. Hark, the dark bark of the neighbourhood shark, woof woof woof woof

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 279 views

  5. Why Mr Rotund, this isn’t your fund. That fat sack of cash pays for grandmother’s stash

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 290 views

  6. A mother's wish, a father's fish. A daughter's scream, a son's sea bream.

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 280 views

  7. Fountain of knowledge, go to college. Fountain of youth, wiggle wiggle wiggle look me banana

    By Lord Brian Falconhoof,
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    • 275 views

  8. They always ask 'What's up, chicken butt' but never 'How are you, supple chicken ass?'

    By peedMostInTweedCoats,
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    • 208 views

  9. In the words of the Immortal Bard: "Oh shit, I think I'm dying."

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  10. Ten tenebrous tarantulas' tarantisic tarantellas tear tenuously taut, turgid thought through too true, truant troughs, to target timid time twined trine: the tide's tines tied; tripled, tackled tye: thine.

    By daddysboy,
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    • 235 views

  11. I see London, I see France, I see a pair of Tan France Tan France Pants

    By Carl Hungus,
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    • 181 views

  12. If you’re afraid of ghosts it’s important to remember that they don’t exist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 246 views

  13. This gang bang's a sad thang

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 279 views

  14. George Lucas's Mucas Darth Maka Me Pukas

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 291 views

  15. There’s a party in my pants but my pants are on the roof.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 217 views

  16. In a word without pants… he alone holds the key to protecting deez nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  17. The last stage of all is plugs; sans comedy, sans bang, sans pants, sans everything.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  18. “Do a little dance. Make a little fudge. Get down tonight.” So goes the anthem of the Keebler elves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 252 views

  19. Take Alpha Brain cognitive supplement pills just once a day and you could become as smart as Pete Holmes AND Joe Rogan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 349 views

  20. Kiss me

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 248 views

  21. Here I sit

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 264 views

  22. Nascar

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 256 views

  23. Na-na na-boo-boo; stick your head in doo-doo. Congratulations, you’re hired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  24. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue, the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lipth

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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    • 224 views

  25. I have a hearing impairment and very much enjoy graffiti as an artform, so please, spray it, don't say it!

    By voichicoski,
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    • 271 views
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