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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She might be a little long in the tooth, but she is a Bolivian Long-Toothed Badger after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 212 views

  2. There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 311 views

  3. I'd like to give you a wham bam thank you ma'am backdoor slam with toast and jam but sam is waiting with a ham

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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  4. I'm not just a fan of Insane Clown Posse or a jester jug juggler with schizophrenia, I'm an insane clown juggalo juggler juggling jugs

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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    • 276 views

  5. Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dog, I will not be adopting you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Catch Freys? Who am I, Lady Stoneheart!!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  7. Put your ear to the ground and listen to the sounds of the ground, it sounds like ground.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  8. I have a tick where I can't stop putting towers on my castles which is why I've started taking pills for turrets syndrome.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 200 views

  9. Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 226 views

  10. This show is like a surfboard in Iowa: nobody’s buying it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  11. Next week’s catchphrase challenge: write a limerick using the words “Uber”, “Hans Gruber”, and “YouTuber”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  12. Shut it down, frown clown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  13. On eagles wings I fly o'er mountain and field, peeing a little the whole time.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  14. So sorry "cellar door," but "post-coital, moist POTUS" is the most beautiful-sounding phrase in the English language.

    By daddysboy,
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    • 247 views

  15. Hi I'm Scot Aukerman

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 253 views

  16. I am the One

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 223 views

  17. Nowhere in the Bible does it say you can’t freebase cocaine

    By Black Nixon,
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    • 359 views

  18. Oh what a beautiful morning

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 207 views

  19. My Beer Belly Gets Really Smelly When It’s Smothered With Peanut Butter And Jelly...

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 239 views

  20. Prepare for trouble, my butts a bubble.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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    • 271 views

  21. Drill a hole in a ham, cram a sausage in there, and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how sex works.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  22. Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  23. I used to use sham-poo but then I upgraded to real-poo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  24. I can't afford smoke so I have to get second-hand smoke.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  25. I pooped my pants but worse yet, I pooped my shirt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views
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