New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Loose lips make plosives difficult.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 20, 2020
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2. Crop tops make me pee sweat.

   By LARDdischarge, March 20, 2020
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3. I'm living large on a river barge, where I'm in charge of a dude named Marge.

   By LARDdischarge, March 20, 2020
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4. When you said you had two blue balls, I thought you meant something else.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 20, 2020
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5. My ass, your face. Let’s make it a date!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 20, 2020
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6. Nothing could have prepared Geraldo, for that fateful day, when he entered the vault and was exposed to Al Capone's syphilitic, ghost ejaculate.

   By JohnnyChaCha, March 19, 2020   

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7. I'm so hip hop, my blood type is Cardi B.

   By TheAprilFoolsRebel, March 19, 2020
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8. New catchphrase submission

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 19, 2020
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9. I feel the necossity ... the necossity for velocity

   By AlexDale, March 18, 2020   

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10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, hosted by Queef Latina

    By rzs, March 18, 2020
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11. Shout, shout, let it all out: that's what I tell my butthole when I'm taking a shit

    By rzs, March 18, 2020
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12. Itsssss the show where everything made up and the points don't matter...that's right, they don't matter like [insert joke here]

    By SpewCarey, March 18, 2020
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13. Longtime first time, this time worst time, next time last time

    By Electric_ian, March 18, 2020
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14. Listen mang, I know we're gang gang, but who spilled their Tang in the back of my dang mustang?

    By Big Cat Music Squad, March 18, 2020
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15. How can I trust you after what you've done to my family?

    By theharshestofvibes, March 18, 2020   

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16. How many berries would a dingleberry bury, if a dingleberry could bury berries?

    By AssFinger, March 17, 2020
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17. You can't spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious without supercalifragilisticexpiali

    By A Brungardt, March 17, 2020
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18. If you rub me the wrong way, I'll probably never finish

    By AssFinger, March 17, 2020
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19. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy

    By NVMcHAwk, March 17, 2020
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20. My old neighbor chubber never ever used a rubber but now he's all a-blubber, see: his peen fell off! Bummer.

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong, March 17, 2020
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21. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat, March 17, 2020
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22. A man. A plan. A canal. And that mans name? Panama Dan AKA Canal Joe AKA the Sand Panda.

    By CaptPukeFish, March 17, 2020
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23. Smoke Hugs Not Drugs

    By 3scompany4throomate, March 16, 2020
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24. You can tok the tok, but can you tik the tik.

    By So_I_says_to_Mable_says, March 16, 2020
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25. Snowboards are just skateboards with small tits.

    By LARDdischarge, March 16, 2020
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