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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My friend Dixon Seidja has trouble getting job interviews. I blame the economy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it till my butt gets sore!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  3. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not while I’m wearing this suit of armor I stole from Medieval Times.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  4. Opinions are like assholes, I spend most of my day looking at them on the internet.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  5. Please Hammer...don't hurt 'em, hurt me! Sincerely, Stevie Masochista

    By PepperSprayTan,
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  6. Buttery Tuttery the principled Duddery is beffudery with Genitalddery Wartutteries. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush. Put a bird on it!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  8. I don’t see why I need to go to therapy just because I had an erotic nightmare about the Carfax Car Fox.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  9. A penny saved is another snack I don’t have to buy my piggy bank.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Loose Links Sip Sinks

    By drinkingonthejob,
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  11. Keep farting like a 70 year old obese diabetic with sleep apnea and you won’t be invited back to my grandmas car.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  12. Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds. After that, I’ll remember I ordered carry out.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  13. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. Ronald McDonald stopped Chis O’Donnell from eating his chic-fil-a. Along came HamBurglar flashing his gurglar and showing the Grimmace the way.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  15. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  16. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with rooty tootie, you may be entitled to point and shooty

    By Shittybutthole,
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  17. ‘Any hole’s a goal’ is great for the bedroom, but terrible advice for playing whack-a-mole at a professional level

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO,
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  18. Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  19. Roses are red, violets are blue. One finger in your bum, thumbs up for two.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  20. Mission Acccomplished!

    By MaxVonSydow,
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  21. Have you ever dunked on the devil in the pale moonlight? Hi I'm Michael Jordan and I'm the new Joker.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Call me crazy, call me lazy but never call me Jay-Z.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, don't let it take your lunch money either. That door's a bully. Stand up to it why doncha?

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Grad school is for sad fools. Drop-outs are such cop-outs. Seniors? Bunch of wieners. Freshmen?  Oily Yes men. But pre-K? Now THAT is SEXAY. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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