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1. I'm socially liberal but physically constipated

   By nozarrr, March 6, 2020
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2. Dear Kris Kringle, These Pringles are making my dingle tingle.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 6, 2020
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3. Dealing with pealing the paint off my ceiling has rendered me reeling from long forgot feelings.  

   By LARDdischarge, March 6, 2020
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4. Cube on the Streets, Vanilla in the sheets, T on Law and Order three times a week. That's the rule of Ice.

   By Scam Elliot, March 6, 2020
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5. Once bitten, Twice Shy, Three times anything is Cubed.

   By Scam Elliot, March 6, 2020
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6. Slip me a ten and I'll squelch out two fives.

   By LARDdischarge, March 6, 2020
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7. Dance a jig, take the toot, play a little song on my baritone skin flute

   By Commander Osteego, March 6, 2020
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8. Yeah I’m into Fitness.....Fitness finger up my butthole!

   By El Chico Malo, March 6, 2020
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9. Inside baseball fact: there’s rubber and yarn in there.

   By Orange Juice Simpson, March 5, 2020
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10. Knives out for Harambe

    By Aristotle Chipotle, March 5, 2020
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11. Get your degree, set your self free, CBB, a poopy and a pee.

    By TheBestDavy, March 5, 2020
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12. “What’s up, hotdog?” Now that’s what I call a boner contention.

    By Jonathan Astonish, March 5, 2020
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13. Old Man River, Young Woman Sea, Middle-aged Side-by-side Estuary, Coffee, Milk, Tea.

    By Schnickpot, March 5, 2020
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14. I know I'm just this conservative talk show host asshole, but, like, I wanna wear pussy hats sometimes too, you know?

    By LARDdischarge, March 5, 2020
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15. Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.

    By Schnickpot, March 5, 2020
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16. All letters are bookmarks, really.

    By Schnickpot, March 5, 2020
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17. Hi-didly-dee, a pirates life for me. Hi-didly-dum, a finger in your bum.

    By LARDdischarge, March 5, 2020
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18. I like my eggs like I like my porn. Scrambled.

    By O’DoyleRules!, March 5, 2020
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19. Quit your smirkin' or I'll slap your merkin!

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO, March 5, 2020
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20. Below me is bologna, but it doesn't control me. I got that deli meat feet baby

    By wavydays, March 4, 2020
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21. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat, March 4, 2020
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22. Ticklish Tina, the tinese kitten, had a bum leg and her heart stopped tickin'. Catchin sex miles with a tight rod. I'm sans la raison. I hope the smoky ham's in this bun. 

    By LARDdischarge, March 4, 2020
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23. This lyin' lion trainer told me he's trained in training lions but the only thing he's trained in is lyin' about lion training!

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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24. It takes a shit to give a shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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25. When millennials say "tongue in cheek" are they talking about butts?

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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