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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Your joints are just meat bends" said the weird literal hobo as he tap-danced upon his old brown flesh protectors

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. If I could build you a castle, I would, but you should realize what a horrible waste of time that would be.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  3. I don't get it, I can look for a pet at an animal shelter and that's cool, but I look for a date at a women's shelter and all of a sudden I'm the bad

    By Roobstickles,
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  4. The Maple Leafs haven't won the cup since 1967

    By DannyGreiner,
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  5. Nine out of ten doctors agree that tenth doctor is an asshole, but damn if he isn't good with his hands

    By PlumbusMaker,
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  6. New York, New York, the city so nice they named it after some dumb town in England.

    By Dr Movie Jerk,
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  7. Were on the home stretch now baby!

    By I am banksy,
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  8. But crash, what brick through yonder window breaks? It is a big 'un and Juliet is flattened.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. It’s like the saying goes: when Lorne Greene finds his way to the Battlestar Gallactica set, a trombone salesman will owe a hefty debt

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Not enough money for a ritual , hit em with the poor-ual

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. First of all, it's very rude to poke people with poles, secondly she's farther away than you think (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Were you raised in a barn? If so, can you stick your arm up this cow’s vag and whip out a baby cow?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. “You’re all hat and no cattle!” said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. The only thing harder than narrowing your Mt. Rushmore of Rap...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  15. Scott Aukerman is like Oklahoma cocaine - stepped on by everyone and enjoyed by no one

    By dog_in_space,
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  16. "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun." How's my new Tinder bio?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. millennys bruise

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. A pen! A teller! Is this a bank or Las Vegas magic show? Also put all the money in the fucking bag or I'll blow your goddamn head off!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Catchphrase

    By bscanlon6,
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  20. Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Hey man. The first thing that was you, was merely the first thing that was true. Amen. Brother Ben. Shot a goose. And killed a hen.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. "what if i told you that the bland, lukewarm cheeseburger you just ate was actually made by the world's greatest chef, "Alain Passard".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  23. Drop that zero and get with a one, you beautiful binary bastard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach Beyoncé to fish and I’m all, “Yass Queen, slay”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Canada, but Won'tada.

    By BarnHen,
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