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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know I'm melancholy, but don't mollycoddle me, Molly. And don't pollycoddle or hollycoddle me either. Your name is Molly, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. "Subtlety is the key to good comedy" he whispered from his dickhole as he blew a wet fart in the dead clown's face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. In the end, the only thing he was found guilty of was having a big heart and getting illegal heart-enlargement surgery.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Yes, she takes the D train to Browntown, and no, she doesn't do anal. What an odd line of questioning.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Spring is in the air, and so are dogs named Bud.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  6. My ear-o-corn-a don’t want none unless you got salt and butter, hon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. My hobbies include skiing, needlepoint, and eating pork rinds while sitting naked on the high school bleachers.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so big he had trouble finding jeans that fit properly.

    By BrandonMLytle,
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  9. On your mark, get set, go home mister its time for dinner.

    By harvey,   
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  10. Weebles wobble but they won't fuck off

    By SmackTrout,
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  11. Always the carwash, never the car...

    By ninjamincho,
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  12. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and rides it raw dog all night long?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender. Wanna put my kosher toes in a toaster. Wanna put my lovin' butt in an oven.

    By The Dog Park,
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  14. Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.

    By DanC,
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  15. My dog's bark is worse than his bite. By that I mean he has a rare skin disease that makes his fur turn hard and peel like bark, a side effect of the medicine is total tooth loss hence the weak bite.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Please don't put words in my mouth; I just took a huge dialogue dump.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. I can't wait for covid to be over so I can pull down this mask and raw dog the fuck out of the air

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  18. George and Ringo playing bingo. Where's Paul gone? He's on the John.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. There's no place to hide, once I step inside, the room, Dr. Broom, prepare for the bristles!

    By Gino Lloyd Aukerman,
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  20. I've heard of people being merry and gay, but people being gay and married!?

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  21. You're a good man charlie brown, but you were better as a woman

    By JasonEdwards,
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  22. It's hard to tie your shoe, with a banana in your hand.

    By Diarrhita Moreno,
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  23. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. It's sticking to my thigh, bamalam. Dip it in some pie, bamalam.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. it's raining Cat Stevens and Dog the Bounty Hunters, somehow

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Life gave me lemons

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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