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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To me, capital punishment is not something that mankind should take lightly, the killing of another man for his crimes should be restricted to only those perversions of nature who sing "Pump" instead of "Jump" during Van Halen karaoke night. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Fun fact, they rub peanut butter inside Ariana Grande's mouth right before she goes onstage

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. You up, hotdog?

    By The Johnson Report,
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  4. Memes and fails and Keyboard Cat tales. That's what Ebaumsworld is made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich.

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. I wanna exercise and diet just enough so that my man tits don't sweat through my shirt every time I take a shit.

    By GinsuWife,
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  7. Hold that fart it's time to start!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  8. Back in my day, we had to submit catchphrases to catchphrasery@aol.com on our Commodore 64s and wait for a response via pager from Scott’s grandfather, Old Groucherman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. We're either gonna do this my way or yaweh, cuz I'm one of the chosen people.

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  10. Gimme that old-tyme elision. Like in ancient his'try

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  11. No hanky panky or daddy will give you a spanky.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. If you're a lonely spider who feels like an outsider, then have some worm friends over for Fire Pie and Spider Cider!

    By Labis, The Sad Prince,   
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  13. The people have spoken, butts are for pokin'!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Has there ever been a more apropos bandname than Funkadelic? Only competition would be if the Grateful Dead were named Grateful Go Nowhere Wandering Wank-off Jams Interspersed w/ Moments of Real Beauty & Stellar Harmonies Bathed in a Fuckton Of Acid Dead

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Hickory dickory dock, if you can use dickory in a sentence I'll suck your clock, the minute hand in particular is rather dusty. Afterwards I'll spit shine your penis, which is also encumbered w/ a layer of dust that demands the suction of a wet mouth.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. You can lead a horse to water, but you must have massive upper-body strength if you intend to drown it.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. BANANAS: Penises of the fruit-world!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. Did you even bother to ask if that ho over there has any thoughts on the matter?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  21. You don't have to be crazy to work here, in fact with the staff's prejudice against those with mental illness it might be a disadvantage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Those gorgeous gorges are engorged with the gore of four Al Borlands.

    By MattyWox,
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  23. Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes

    By the_muteKi,
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  24. My dog's bark is worse than his bite. By that I mean he has a rare skin disease that makes his fur turn hard and peel like bark, a side effect of the medicine is total tooth loss hence the weak bite.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I once met Al Roker.

    By MarkDowling,
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