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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thank you for that catchphrase submission Scott Aukerman, I'm of course Scott Aukerman welcome to Comedy Bing Bong Theory

    By ConDominator,
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  2. You wanna freak a me baby, who pourin out all the sasquath juice in this alabama slammah! Two times, killah! Whut?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. If I said you had a beautiful body would you put the gun down?

    By Greavesy91,
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  4. The power of Crystal's math compels you. Short hand long form quick division number porn. Like infinity, and beyond

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Once, twice, three times a lady. Thrice, twice, one time your corndoggin' mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. And also, he totally forgot to buy our tickets to the Omaha Cornfest, so I guess we're headed back to

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. What's up, corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Feel the Bern, Switzerland. Fly Swiss Air today.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Who dug top hats?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. The die is cast, but who would you pick to be cast as Princess Di?

    By SantinoFernandez,   
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  11. Charming pants, Hearty stance...this can only mean one thing: The guacamole is tepid! Yippee!

    By SantinoFernandez,   
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  12. Shnarfle mah glurgen-woo, ahm SkĂĽt Ookremon und murpley me doodoo fwenns.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. The blow job partys at Robs had grown tiresome for Tillerman.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. It's That Time Again! Lube your plugs and catch your phrases cause it's BANG BANG O'CLOCK!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  15. Now that you mention it my birthmark DOES look a lot like Leonard Nimoy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy, and have the 7th highest literacy rate.

    By KatieSatterfield,
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  17. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Spontaneanation with Paul F. Tompkins, I am the second part.

    By SchuylerBertramKelley,
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  18. Youtube myspace and ill asknet your altavista with my dick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Hop off the gravy train and into your gravy boats, there's a gravy flood acomin'!

    By flem05,
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  20. Yes, I took part in a taste test for juice. It’s right there in my resume. What did you think I meant by “Judge of OJ Trial”?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. You’ve made your bed, now lie in it, you exhausted IKEA customer.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. I love sugar and I will accept no substitutes. It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Stevia.

    By macshordo,   
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  23. Sudoko is for people who want all the fun of math and yet still crave the excitement of squares.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. "Latine Nomen" is the Latin name for Latin name.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. I try to ignore stereotypes unless they are in the audio section of the Best Buy flyer.

    By JordanMaywood,
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