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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh! To be back in the land of cotton where the subtle racism can be forgotten.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. I've heard of fastidiously harvesting organs, but an Oregon harvest festival?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Moving to the country, gonna watch a lot of Beaches... the one with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. How art thou doing, oh fair roasted wiener nestled in thine beautiful coat of spongiferous baked wheat?

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  5. NASA faked the moon landing, but the poon landing was real, and now you have herpes. Game. Set. Match.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Jet fuel can't melt steel. But love can. What I'm trying to say is it's 9/11 in my heart every time I see you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. After the cameras stopped rolling, Uncle Jessie gave a blowie to Danny Tanner and Uncle Joey

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Lately this forum has been more active than Richard Simmons at a Bette Middler concert in the late 80s, Ya know Chachi.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Good luck flower girl, there's no flies on those cookies

    By KevinBows,
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  10. Hey it's me Scott Aukerman and I was born right here in Georgia! <[hold for applause]> Ok anyone who didn't clap just now GET THE FUCK OUT.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. No hippy, no robot!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  12. My mentor's a Minotaur from Manitoba. Who moved his mistress to Minnetonka one magical moonlit May

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. Does the mouthfeel of this Nosh B’Gosh Kosher Weenie Hole leave you Unprecedentedly Satisfied, Satisfied, or Puking Guts Out Due To Rare Food Allergy?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  14. Time’s a flat circle and flies when you’re having fun. / Your ROFLs make UFOs, my son.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Wring out your panties Sister Margaret, the devil's coming to the dance and he'll be wearing golden socks with crimson sandals.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. She’s a dog in the streets and a log in the sheets. And by that I mean she’s a werewolf that shits the bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. When you grow up in the streets, like I did, you go up to the 6th floor and set people on fire.

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  18. The blood and semen will wash off, but I'll be damned if ever I come to another Rose Bowl parade.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. If torturing cows is wrong, then I don't wanna bull-fight

    By teedle,
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  20. Let me spell it out for you. I-T space O-U-T space F-O-R space Y-O-U

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Of Mice and Men? Way can it be of Rats and Women? I blame that Al Gore.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Sorry Ma, we was just a-wrestlin' a lil' bit. We didn't mean to kill all them there chickens.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Beware, I say to thee! If any be so bold as to take my yogurt from the fridge, my memo of vengeance shall fly to thee on swift wings!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. All-you-can-eat sushi is only good if you like sushi.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. When I was young, courting meant sharing a milk shake and holding hands, now it's all kale smoothies and fisting.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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