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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails: that’s all I saw when that mobile pet store collided with that barbershop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  2. Go ahead and fill me up. …And while you’re at it, put some gas in my car too, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 248 views

  3. If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic

    By the constant pardner,
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  4. Tee-hee-hee, I leave a puddle of mucus on every chair I sit on. It's my calling card!

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. My name is Paul F Tompkins

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  6. From the people who brought you tax evasion

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  7. Don't cry for me, Argentina. You either, ArgenSandra and ArgenMonica. There's no crying in ArgenMambo #5.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 348 views

  8. I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Christopher Walken impressions are like assholes: Everyone's got one and the mass-majority haven't been witnessed outside of the shower.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 217 views

  10. One in the hand is worth two in the bush. Three in the pink is worth four in the tush.

    By Mr. Hot Dog,
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  11. An optimist would say my pants are half on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. 46 years ago today, bob dylan defied comedy standards by for the first time ever making the bold decision to omit the canned laughter in one of his albums. "blood on the laugh tracks" was no more.

    By voichicoski,
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  13. The birds in migration / perhaps by some ancient rule / stop to rest in my garden / and shit in my pool

    By slowestjogger,
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  14. I'm the Charlotte of my group. Which "Charlotte's Web" character are you?

    By MarkDowling,
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  15. Sometimes chips and dips are more important than chains and whips.

    By The_Magician_Position,
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  16. Dear Tony Hawk: tricks are for kids

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. I practice taxidermy where the laws are lax and the snacks are wormy.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 189 views

  18. Just a spoonful of sugar helps your mom go down.

    By C-Creepio,
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  19. Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. The buttsex was but sexy, but the prexy gave me apoplexy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. suicide is never the answer unless the question is "what is that thing when you kill yourself?"

    By voichicoski,
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  22. orange juice in the morning, piss in the afternoon and beer at night

    By voichicoski,
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  23. Werner Herzog has a hog that hurts

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 280 views

  24. are we supposed to write welcome to comedy bang bang or do thy just say welcome to comedy bang bang? anyway, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Snails Valentine,
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    • 280 views

  25. you can't spell "electric car" without "electric" and "car'.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 357 views
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