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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 265 views

  2. Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MORE foreskin to your baby boy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 1 reply
    • 250 views

  3. Early to bed, early to rise. These ass-less chaps are burning my thighs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 251 views

  4. That's what she said on the seashore.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 408 views

  5. They say you are what you eat, so call me an ass

    By Laura_made_me_submit_these,
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  6. Please, call me Daddy. "Dad" was my father.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 352 views

  7. Pardon my French, but isn't "oui oui" kinda like "wee wee". That's funny.

    By joshlamm,
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    • 177 views

  8. Jesus’s name was really Josh.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  9. If you are listening to this, it’s already too late. Short shorts have gone out of style

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 252 views

  10. I want this done by the book. The book lost its parenthetical recently and could use the company.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 183 views

  11. Having ambled thitherward upon modest path in the yestermorn, mine eyes met the countenance of a magnanimous siren, and so ensorcelled with continence I became that nary a word could be called to consciousness.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 184 views

  12. NO! I said I love "CUNNING LINGUISTS!" Pull you pants back up.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 303 views

  13. What would you do if I squeezed out a two? Would you squat down and drop one on me?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 191 views

  15. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but they only carry Pepsi products at this Arby's. Sucks to be you, world.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 358 views

  16. Life is like a box of farts.

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 205 views

  17. One man’s sideboob is another man’s full frontal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  18. We named the DOG Indiana, and the pussy Virginia.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 304 views

  19. I charge candy for a handy, but give rimmy on a whimmy.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 336 views

  20. Be warned, for there are Taco Tuesdays in Heaven, but there are no Tuesdays... in Hell!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 210 views

  21. I may have gotten pec implants in the Australian Outback, but these abs are original.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 326 views

  22. My name is James Bond and I’d like a shaken up martini, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 247 views

  23. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will feed my snake. He gets one frozen mouse a week, Lord.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 328 views

  24. I'm ten pounds of Albert Brooks in a five pound pair of Finding Nemo boy shorts.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 1 reply
    • 328 views

  25. I am sexually attracted to cans of corned beef hash, an orientation known as Hormelsexuality.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 1 reply
    • 208 views
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