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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I swear my balls are taking turns on which one's gonna be in the middle. Feels braided down there

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 198 views

  2. I was arrested for a misdemeanor and am in a one year pretrial diversion program. I'm a prostitute.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 243 views

  3. Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 291 views

  4. For an ogre, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stomp and lurk around once in a while, you could myth it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 164 views

  5. "Get down to this! Cherry tips!"

    By Facelist,
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    • 187 views

  6. Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 208 views

  7. Dasvidaniya, and don't get any on ya!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 240 views

  8. Hey boys, they call me “pecan sandy”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 177 views

  9. Could Dr. Dre heal the patients that Hammer hurt?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 179 views

  10. It’s really weird that I learned about Lyme Disease from The Real World: Seattle.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 259 views

  11. “Hyphen” is far too complicated and nuanced a word for what it actual describes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 241 views

  12. Can you believe that Estelle Getty took every single photograph in the Getty Images collection?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 224 views

  13. Zach Braff is Ray Romano at 1.5 speed.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 210 views

  14. I hate to break it to Deee-Lite, but the brain has far more grooves than the heart does. Nice try, Deee-Lite.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 205 views

  15. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Willow 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 161 views

  16. Apparently my password can't be "Life Goes On" because it doesn't have any special characters. Uh, hello, yes it did?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 170 views

  17. Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself. TEACH a man enough rope and he'll also jerk off about it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 166 views

  18. I don't know when I bought that milk in my fridge, but the kid on the carton is definitely old enough to be missing by now

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  19. If you wanna hang out you gotta tell her 'bout the Gout. Cocaine.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 1 reply
    • 223 views

  20. Life hack means something different to Jason Voorhees.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 304 views

  21. Get tha fuuck outta here!...... how many times has this been suggested yet??

    By Kevllis,
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    • 320 views

  22. So long Charleston, I'm not wild about your dance but you make one hell of a chew

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 164 views

  23. Hey wait a second. I think this song might be a metaphor for having sex!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I sing the body electric. I dance the body steam-powered. But those coal-burning bodies are the ones you really wanna fuck

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 152 views

  25. Fievel and Cryptkeeper be cut from the same cloth, yo! Just beggggging for you to experience their juicy tale.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 210 views
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