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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Jack Black had black back hair, how much black back hair would be on jack blacks back?

    By mattrulez,
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  2. She sells seashells by the seashore sans sanctions, so someone should shut that solicitous shit down.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  3. When Margo said she liked to experiment, she forgot to mention she was a science major, so she just lay back & let her roommate finish fellating her.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  4. Before you dress for the job you want, not the job you have, be sure to consult your work's dress code.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. She gets too hungry and she'll eat the plate, that's why the lady got relieved of dishwashing duties

    By PatHurley,
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  6. I know I'm melancholy, but don't mollycoddle me, Molly. And don't pollycoddle or hollycoddle me either. Your name is Molly, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You load fifteen tons, whaddya get? One more ton to load, pal. One. More. Ton.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Let me go on / Like a blister in the sun / No wait a minute / These tiny hands just don't do it for me

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Are you? Are you are you are you? Are you are you are you are you are you are you are you? I'm thinking that your

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself if I had a nickel during this catchphrase, I'd have one more goddamn nickel in addition to all the

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Pass the Stanley Tucci on the left hand side.

    By EdmundLeStrange,
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  12. Welcome to Comedy Toke Toke, I'm your host, Pot Smokerman

    By nubguy,
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  13. Alright Larry, Maybe there will be time for your rural humor later but for now let's focus on setting up my Cinemax. Zane's Sex Chronicles is starting

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. New Zealand: Australia's Canada

    By dirtyvicar,
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  15. Influx captain selectors are playing up, better tighten the bolts man

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Jodie Foster's a lesbian is Australian for Jodie beer a lesbian.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. kaich . . . kaich . . . kaich? . . . kaich . . . kaich? . . .

    By teedle,
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  18. An Australian pastor near the end of a wedding: "now that's a wife"

    By teedle,
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  19. My mind says no but my body says you can save 50% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico

    By fredsolo,
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  20. Australia may have invented the boomerang, but America perfected it with 1992s "Boomerang", starring Eddie Murphy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Australia, home to that big guy who loves to quote Cathy cartoons, Huge "Ack!" man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Why so Yahoo Serious?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  23. What did the spontaneously-self-castrating defendant say to the judge? My balls are in your court now!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I got this partially-masticated apple straight from the horse's mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Ever see the back of a $20 bill...... on bath salts?

    By tonybelmario,
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