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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. My dad never molested me, but I could tell, even as a child of 8, that it was because I had a huge dong and he didn't

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  3. I always do everything in chronological order

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 167 views

  4. Kenny Loggins is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur scat porn screen name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  5. Get off my back Sandra!

    By Facelist,
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  6. I sent out 50 invites to my edging party last Saturday but no one came

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Baby, are you a porpoise? Because you got a killer blowhole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. She had the boots with the jeans, dat Apple Dumpling Gang. Lived in a boxcar with Don Knots they would hang.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Eat my cooter! It’s right in front of my tooter, where I just did a pooter.

    By Leche Butt Smuggler 69,
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  10. Baby, don’t do me like that! It feels better from behind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  11. They are installing surveillance cameras in public restrooms, ICCUPTV.

    By Lasko Lakewood,
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  12. To all the fathers out there on this day..... YOU’RE NOT ME REAL DAD!

    By Kevllis,
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  13. I got addicted to censoring films so I had to join MPAA.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. A good solution to gang violence would be to let Kool run more of them. How often have you heard about The Gang getting in trouble since Kool took over.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. It may seem fickle but it ain't please moan while tickling my taint

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  16. ISIS? More like cry-SIS, those guys are babies.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I’m Scottie Auck the biggest cock block, You better behave or You’ll see my Mutombo finger wave

    By Nihaobeaches,
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    • 185 views

  18. I’m horny for New Zealand.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 164 views

  19. Imagine if it really was raining men.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 165 views

  20. Frodo and Bilbo wore that ring as if Sméagol dick hadn’t been all up in that thing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Oh, maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my lovin' Mercutio, oh, oh-oh-oh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. The sexiest thing a man can hear is "I'm never going to an art museum with you again."

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 134 views

  23. I took your advice and shook what my mama gave me. RIP, baby bro, gone too soon

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your gas can exit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  25. With great doubt, comes great diggity

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views
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