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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My ex girlfriend is a freak in the sheets. Freak in the sheets is her cutesie way of saying kkk member.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  2. Oh, you like Garfield? Name 5 lasagnae

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Hi I'm Infectious and I'll be your server tonight. Don't worry - that's just my name. I'm not actually infectious. The correct term is contagious. I'm contagious and I'm handling all your food tonight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. They MIGHT be giants? Really? How hard can that be to judge? They are or they're not. Make up your goddamn mind.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Oh look it's an A-hole stuck in a K-hole. Welcome to Sesame Street After Dark.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. A day late, a dollar short, an Adrien Brody'd

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  9. Just once, I'd like Henry Louis Gates Jr. ,to tell the celebrity on Finding Your Roots, that every one of their ancestors turned out to be syphilitic pedophiles. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  10. I was shitting in the adjacent stall when that guy from The Digital Underground got busy in the Burger King bathroom. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  11. My Pulp Fiction inspired, "Bring out the shrimp!' line kills at Red Lobster.

    By Slappywhite,
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  12. My fontanelle aged poorly as hell!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Whoopsie, I accidentally left Jeff Bezos in space!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. The writer of “between a rock and a hard place” really phoned it in for the second half of that phrase.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Some of the biggest homophobes I know are children.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Methinks a grain of sand is just a rock, while the clit is the head of the female cock. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  17. Well, slap my fanny, and hogtie me at the hootenanny!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Pickle me or pare me, just end my despair please.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. So no one told you I was gonna be this way

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Numbers are basically letters that can’t spell anything useful, like “buttginas”.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Look to your left. Now look to your right. Neither of those people exist, you crazy bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. If you’re hearing this, it’s already too late

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. At this time last year - I was on a singles’ cruise, a REAL single’s cruise....I was all by myself!!!

    By slowestjogger,
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  24. Well poop in a garden and grow me a rose bud. This just got photothintresting.

    By Facelist,
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  25. From nave to nips its Scotty quips! Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang!

    By Facelist,
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